Punch A Kitten: A internet term that is usually used when someone has either:
1. said something so stupid they must be punished to some extent and since we do not have the power to reach thru the internet yet to slap that person then a kitten must be punched on their behalf.
2. a individual has become enraged with such anger the only possible means of feeling better is to do the unthinkable of punching such a cute and cuddly animal that has done no wrong.
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1. said something so stupid they must be punished to some extent and since we do not have the power to reach thru the internet yet to slap that person then a kitten must be punched on their behalf.
2. a individual has become enraged with such anger the only possible means of feeling better is to do the unthinkable of punching such a cute and cuddly animal that has done no wrong.
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Example1.
Forum user 1. I lub the internetz dat much i muszt beez da bombzerz!
Forum user 2. Your inablility to type something intelligent makes me want to punch a kitten You Grand Master Cock Dragon!
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Example 2.
Texas Republican: WTF Obama won the God Damn Election!!! That Dick Banger makes me so fuckin angry I want to go Punch a Kitten right now!!!
Forum user 1. I lub the internetz dat much i muszt beez da bombzerz!
Forum user 2. Your inablility to type something intelligent makes me want to punch a kitten You Grand Master Cock Dragon!
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Example 2.
Texas Republican: WTF Obama won the God Damn Election!!! That Dick Banger makes me so fuckin angry I want to go Punch a Kitten right now!!!
by Dusty M. August 28, 2009
A slap across the face given by a male and received by a female resulting in a Title IX report and a No-Contact Order against the male.
"Did you hear about the Erica Punch at that party?" "Yeah, that guy is a complete asshole!" "She filed a report and he's not allowed to contact her at all anymore!"
by Mr. Aaron Rodgers December 10, 2014
While having intense sex with a woman from behind, one will begin punching her in her anus until one's fist enters
by Larthius September 03, 2014
by Jwynn July 06, 2009
When someone drops a fart of such magnitude that you react as if you were physically punched in the face. Its like being assaulted by death.
I was in the elevator at work and i swear to god Jack delivered a Fart Punch to every one of us in there. I didnt here it coming but when it hit i cried like a little girl that just learned life has consequences.
by King Simmo November 14, 2013
This is a tasty drink drank that combines liquor, 100% juice concentrates, and protein powder. Resulting in a thick concoction that will leave you crunk.
by Thor's trusty steed Sleipner June 20, 2007
The game of punching someone (usually a friend) close to you on the arm when you see a ginger.
This sometimes becomes a challenge to see who can spot the most gingers and punch the hardest.
Side effects include bruises and usually being glared at by a ginger.
The punched person may cross their fingers right before being punched and yell "knix!", thus making them immune to a ginger punch. If the person this punches you, even though you crossed your fingers, you may hit them back.
This sometimes becomes a challenge to see who can spot the most gingers and punch the hardest.
Side effects include bruises and usually being glared at by a ginger.
The punched person may cross their fingers right before being punched and yell "knix!", thus making them immune to a ginger punch. If the person this punches you, even though you crossed your fingers, you may hit them back.
Ginger: *walks by*
Frank: GINGER PUNCH!!!! *punches Sam*
Sam: Knix!!!! *crosses fingers before punch is thrown so that Frank can't punch him*
Frank: GINGER PUNCH!!!! *punches Sam*
Sam: Knix!!!! *crosses fingers before punch is thrown so that Frank can't punch him*
by janndemann February 12, 2013