optix

A stupid ugly faggot who likes to sex other men especially with the names Billy and Cammage.

by meow May 22, 2003

optimal

An exceptionally bad player in a FPS computer game. Usually used to criticize the lack of teamplay of said person.

"You blinded all your teammates, you optimal!"

by Orion November 6, 2004

optimus

2 inch nostrils

Hey there! I just had a threesome tonight, 2 guys nose fucked me through my 2 nostrils and it worked!

by John F. Kennedy February 21, 2003

optimax

The optimum maximum, you cant get much better than this.

My car is running at optimax!

by Andy Briggs March 23, 2004

Optionable

Meaning that there are several options avalible optional

My foot hurts so you're going to have to drive. It's not optionable

by Wade November 23, 2004

Fibre-optic cable

A thing that we have to find in IT

Alana is alive and so is lichi

by samy March 15, 2004

option explicit

The development crutch. Downfall of computer programming as we know it.

"You didnt use Option Explicit did you?" said the dildo as he was being all stroky.

by Wang P. Freely April 4, 2003