The defintion of someone who is worse than a tool. Used to show great toolness; the tool that holds tools. Use with great brevity as to not dilute the meaning.
by mikeymike4g63 January 08, 2008
Slang for smoking cheapo marijuana. Comes from the practice of Mexican construction workers hiding in the tool shed while getting high.
by papafunk April 07, 2005
by tankboy September 21, 2005
by PTL April 07, 2006
A person who is the most annoying one-upper, douche bag ,tool around, a tool of such unimaginable proportion the term "Tool shop" is the only thing large enough to describe this individual .
They are quite literally the mother of all tools .
They are quite literally the mother of all tools .
Ruth: "Did you hear that guy ?"
Ben: "Yeah what a tool "
Ruth: "He was more than that Ben ! , he was a total tool shop !! a fucking B and Q superstore !!"
Ben: "Yeah what a tool "
Ruth: "He was more than that Ben ! , he was a total tool shop !! a fucking B and Q superstore !!"
by not a chance man September 18, 2009
A person who keeps his/her bike rack, ski rack, Thule carrier on his/her car (generally a Subaru) all year long.
John is such a Thule tool. He loves to let everyone know all the sports he participates in by keeping all of his different racks attached to his car.
by enols August 11, 2010
the act of holding something, anything, work related in your hand when there is nothing to do so it appears to the boss that you are working hard or got something to do.
Dude: "Hey dude, we got an hour til the truck gets here. pass me that roll of tape and that tape measurer quick. The boss is coming and I need my busy tool."
Boss: " I need a volunteer to go clean up some puke. You. standing there not looking busy, let"s go.
Dude #2: "I fucking hate you dude.
Boss: " I need a volunteer to go clean up some puke. You. standing there not looking busy, let"s go.
Dude #2: "I fucking hate you dude.
by HOT POCKET STOMPER May 23, 2010