bicycle legs

Where the shins and calves are mottled with various bruises, nicks, and scrapes due to bicycle pedals gone awry. This can happen on any type of bicycle where the user is sloppy about getting their feet situated on the pedals. A special instance might be trying to get one's feet back on spinning fixie pedals.

I've got a bad case of bicycle legs after last night's critical mass so I probably shouldn't wear a skirt to church tomorrow.

by scoobiewu April 26, 2009

leg penetration

the act of sticking a hand in between the back of a thigh and calve. can use a rubbing motion

Her leg was chaffed from all the leg penetration she got last night.

by courtanee April 22, 2008

pigeon legs

Skinny legged guys that wear ridiculously tight girls jeans.

"look at the pigeon legs on him"

by Ash Dawe November 15, 2007

stanky leg

A dirty, diseased, bad smelling penis or the penis of a man who has been screwing everybody.

I don't understand why dis nigga thank I want his stanky leg. I'm celibate.

by Candy Pumpkin July 20, 2017

Softball Legs

A person who's legs look like they've been filled with softballs.

"Hey Nerdman, nice softball legs!"

by User 704 May 26, 2019

leg shot

The act of premature ejaculation of a male upon the leg of the female partner before intercourse.

Also, a noun, usually an insult.

"God, wasn't he his father's leg shot?"

by Homerette May 26, 2008

Banana Legs

When someone's leg is split in half, separating the tibia and fibula up through the knee. Resulting in the appearance of 4 legs in total

Alex P was in a pretty bad car accident. He had banana legs.

by T10Alliance December 19, 2010