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Man surfing was rough today, good thing chelsea was home to give me a warm, welcoming, carribean jerk.
by KILLAKUSH666 January 28, 2009
Les was too scared to try auto-erotic asphyxiation so he got his noose play in with a bit of Bo-Jerking instead.
by Thebellend November 14, 2010
When your with a girl(that youu know or don't shouldnt matter)
pretend to do the cheesy yawn and put your arm around when she looks at you at the last second whip out your cock and yell something such as " im crazy bitch!!"
pretend to do the cheesy yawn and put your arm around when she looks at you at the last second whip out your cock and yell something such as " im crazy bitch!!"
by Robert Berube March 21, 2007
When a group of persons(usually male)stand in a circle around a large cookie and vigorously masturbate. The last one to arrive on the large cookie below must then consume the whole cookie.
by Jayman4:20 August 03, 2007
Chronic masterbation from having nothing better to do with your time like working, exercising, or anything of value to society.
by Dr. Long Schlong STM August 14, 2009
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