Jewish Circumcision

Jews are circumcised to show their faith in God and their connection to Abraham. It is a part of the Jewish tradition "Brit Milah".

Howard: Yo Paul! Benjamin just got a Jewish circumcision.
Paul: Awesome dude!

by bouletman12 October 28, 2025

Jewish lighting

Intentionally committing arson for the insurance claim.

Mikey’s restaurant was failing but his Jewish lighting attempt failed

by anonymous October 28, 2025

Jewish Boner

A boner (erection) that is circumcised

first I was sitting on his lap and next thing you know i found out he got a jewish boner

by LoganElexys November 4, 2025

Jewish Scarf

When she puts her mouth where the rabbi took your foreskin and gives you a blowjob

Carmen hits me with a Jewish Scarf last night and I thought I was going to have to call the Rabbi again

by Dickmeatjones November 20, 2025

Jewish Piano

Usually a till, used to describe or is a metaphor for stingy Jews

Hold on, let me pull out my Jewish Piano, Ka-Ching Ka-Ching Ka-Ching, go catch the coins!

by monkeydust1234 January 22, 2025

Jewish gay tard

A happy homosexual special ed Jewish boy.

My roommate is such a Jewish gay tard since he harasses me for quarters and smells like poo.

by hardshunter689 February 4, 2025

Jewish

jews are not from isreal

"your jewish" "yeah" "you fucking murderer" "?????"

by omarialdialdialdi February 14, 2025