Russian-Jewish

When you look up someone famous on Wikipedia, like an actor, and check their early life.
Every. Single. Time.

Wikipedia, Early Life
John Smith was born to parents of English, Irish, German, Hungarian-Jewish, Polish-Jewish and Russian-Jewish descent.

by KockaKola December 23, 2021

Wandering Russian

A man that will wander over to you, and offer sage like advise. May be in the form of an insult.

My friend came over for dinner. When she left she had a flat tire and asked that I come out to help her. The Wandering Russian was near with his kid and walked over to us, saw that when I went to remove the wheel nuts that the tire was moving. He said that we needed to put the emergency break on (which i asked her and she said she did). She opened up the car to prove it was in fact, on. Then he reached in and really put the break on. He then turned to me and said, "Never trust women when it comes to cars".

by iadas August 14, 2011

russian tank

Stalin's wet dreams ALL of your Slavic needs will be for filled the Russian tank has everything from warship turrets on wheels to blocks of Stalinist

Holy shit the russian tank tore my house apart

by Boris the tank lord December 20, 2017

Russian Rodeo

The practice of misnaming a girl you are having sex while you are having sex from behind. You then try to stay on her as long as possible as she tries to turn around.

Bob: Yo, I russian rodeo-ed that chick.
Connor: Nice! How long did you hold on?
Bob: I only got like 7 second, she was feisty.

by Ronnor January 1, 2012

Russian Blanket

The act of drinking alcohol (usually Vodka, preferably from Russia, but may be beer or other liquors) in order to give you the warm feeling associated with beginning to drink alcohol.

Hey man, can you give me some vodka? I'm freezing and need a Russian Blanket

by Vladimir_Putin December 31, 2012

Russian River

When a purse strap flows though a woman's breasts. AKA Purse Boobs.

Check out the Russian River on that fat chick! That's purse strap is getting great separation. "Russian" is used to mean titty fucking and "River" is...well you know.

by Sir Lix Alot August 23, 2015

Russian Bull

A buck or mule cocktail made with vodka, ginger beer, and lime. Consumption leads one to casually mention highly-shocking anecdotes and to search for assistance with seemingly simple tasks. Synonyms: Moscow Mule; Ida.

I rode the Russian Bull hard, long, and deep last night. I blacked out and I am not sure how I got home. What do I doooooo?

by Breeon January 31, 2014