A description of someone (usually at school) who no one likes and has no mates and couldn't get someone to remotely like them to save their fucking life
Person 1 (no mates): LOL that's right tom dap me up
Person 2: Hop off it you got no mates
by ticklemytip1234 September 12, 2023
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"No mates" is a common insult referring to the fact that someone has 0 friends.

It is also often associated with a rofl emoji indicating that you are laughing at their shortcomings.
Person a: You have no mates cunt (rofl emoji)

Person b: Shut the fuck up cunt I'd bash ya
by MyGoodFriendHoward October 29, 2021
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Pats Mate is everyone and anyone in the world.

It is a common misconception as pat is a lier.
Pat’s mate, Austin and him went to the valley on the weekend.

Oh yeah pat’s mate that’s right,the president of Zimbabwe
by Pat Yaxley February 1, 2021
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Basically all you do is kiss your girl on October 31 and don’t be a sissy and not do it.
“Ouuhhhh it’s national kiss your mate day I’ll be right back I gotta kid my girl
by User345678910 October 31, 2019
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Your one and only when it comes to food. You would rather die than ever eat with anyone else😂
I am Shiho’s food mate😉🤤
by Sir_wellington_beefycakes April 4, 2023
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the person (likely your very distracting bff) who you choose sit next to in class. This person will constantly harass you and the 2 of you will often get in trouble. do NOT be surprised if the teacher says things like "get your feet off the table and take off your eye masks, this isn't your living room and its not nap time" but ur too buzzed to even care.
girl: sauce me a waffle I'm hungry
bff: omg its blueberry eggo
girl: yayyyyy wanna take a nap
teacher: *sends email to parents saying*: In a nutshell, I feel that your daughter's performance in class is due almost entirely to not paying attention. Sometimes this is due to talking with her seat mate and sometimes this is due to sneak peeking at her phone.
by unicornsarereal February 16, 2018
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When a woman treats her son like her boyfriend! He becomes her son-mate-@bertccomedy
She kissed her son in the mouth that ain't her baby that's her son-mate
by @bertccomedy May 9, 2015
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