purple pounding

The art of nailing a woman in the ass and turning her balloon knot purple

I gave her ass a real good purple pounding, with a donkey punch as the finish.

by Jimmy Thunder77 March 31, 2009

purple manatee

a filthy slut, skank, fat whore.

Julie is a purple manatee.

by mrpacman December 12, 2012

Purple Mystic

The worst book ever for the right reasons, and the best book for the wrong ones.

Otau: "Hey guys I wrote a new Purple Mystic chapter!"
Johney: "Have you considered changing the genre to comedy?"

by Johney the Great February 27, 2022

purple oyster

When your partner fucks you agressivly over a long period of time and the majority of your blood flow around your vaginal lips become purple in color and dry.

"Oh Shit! You're giving me a purple oyster!"

by KKK Comander April 17, 2017

Purple smurf

When you grab the base of your penis and balls and squeeze so hard that the whole unit turns purple.

I squeezed my cock and balls so hard that it turned into a purple smurf.

by Thenig187 September 7, 2017

Dumb Purple

a very chad of a human has balls of steel and is one of the strongest and best youtubers in the world he has dont many chad things like giving 1 milion dollars to charity.

dumb purple is cool

by dumb purple🥱 April 25, 2022

Purple Penis

Oh yes, a purple penis is a penis that a dwarf leprechaun has. He will chase you down and whack you in the face with his dick. He will jizz cum all over you and with his Cheeto dust pubic hairs.

Me: Oh shit, there is a Purple Penis!

You: Oh fuck, RUN!

Dwarf leprechaun: Hehe, I eat shitttt.

by SmeariestMocha9 May 23, 2020