ninja shitting

While at work or at the house of someone new you are dating, sometimes you don't want to have a loud shit. So, it is neccessary to be stealth like clenching your ass cheeks together to eliminate trumpet-like farts or take your dump very slowly so as to minimize the sounds of fecies hitting the water.

Phil: the walls are so thin at work I'm always ninja shitting.
Sarah: Yeah, I totally understand.

by Tequila_Mockingbird November 02, 2007

blowjob ninja

a cocksucking friend who is worthy of the name blowjob ninja : a sneaky cocksucker

nick galli is a fucking blowjob ninja

by *joe aranda *steve altini December 02, 2008

Ninja Jerker

One who constantly masturbates and is amazingly never caught or interrupted while doing so.

Woah, Timmy is such a ninja jerker, I'm surprised that little giblet hasn't been caught by his mom.

by 1337 sauce August 21, 2007

ninja-fuck

To have sex in a quick and intense manner.

"I could tell by the look on her face that she got ninja-fucked last night."

by Jordy-Time February 17, 2006

ninja log

logging off randomly without anyone knowing, while your in the middle of something

so like dude we are going to run this way and your going to run that way ok

during your going to ( ALT+F4 )

oh that fucker ninja logged

by tomxel February 17, 2009

Uber Ninja

The ultimate ninja. The uber ninja is a single person. They are choosen in a ninja compettion held only once every ten years in Peewakee, Wisconsin USA. This ninja is not only the most skillful, but also the president of the ninja union.

Hiro worked so hard. He killed twenty people in one day to become the Uber Ninja.

by macro March 11, 2005

ninja turtle

the ninja turtle (can be used both in the singular and plural sense). is an ancient turtle, originally from the sewer region of densley populated cities. They are often accompanied by a large rat. ninja turtles hit their ninja "peaks" during their teenage years.

Turtles in a half shell, TURTLE POWER!!!

by Josh Stramoli June 29, 2004