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the most handsome boy you'll ever meet. you have to earn his love, but it's absolutely worth it. in fact, he's worth everything. it's not just that he's pretty, he will love you so much more than you've ever been loved. he's also very, very smart, & will impress you with his knowledge.
person A: why do you love him so much
person B: you'll understand one day when you find a neil
by taken44a_ride January 28, 2025
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Neil Cigarettes

A commonly used nickname for Neil Cicierega used in the lemon demon community
OMGGGGG ITS NEIL CIGARETTESSSSSS 😍😍😍
by Tungsten Dioxide January 20, 2026
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Neil

Hottest hallway crush ever meri jaan hottest guy in stats class istg my baby WE love him sexy daddy he is a basketball court
did you see that fine babe over there? yea hes such a neil
by sexy67babe February 10, 2026
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Neil

Hottest guy in the hallways absolute specimen of man sexiest guy in stats class meri jaan WE love him he is a basketball court
Did you see that fine babe in our stats class? yea hes such a neil.
by sexy67babe February 10, 2026
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Neil

An awesome guy with too much to laugh about, he may spontaneously heel click for no apparent reason, and can be prone to singing outbursts and badly timed jokes. He is as fierce a friend as you could ever have, and formidable in a battle of wits, because his opponents are usually unarmed.

On another note: he might bring up his Mediterranean nationality in random conversations and have oddly spiky hair.

And he has a six pack, of course.
If Neil kneels, we all need to kneel to feel like Neil.
That Neil guy is so cool, wish I could be like him.
by TardyTuga22 March 5, 2026
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Neil

To put drugs in your pee hole.

To ingest alcohol or drugs in the urethra, for more rapid intoxication than ingestion by mouth or anal (boofing).
"Neiling is the best way to do drugs!" "He passed out quick because he just neiled his bottle of volka."
by Tiger Paw HLN March 4, 2025
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Neil Yang

He tried Panda Express last week Today is march 8 2025. 5'11 3/4 in w shoes he is 6 ft. He claims to be 6 ft. we all know hes not. Yesterday it rained. He also tells weird stories and probably should not be left around in a room w men.
1: I talked to Neil Yang yesterday, and he told me some weird theory about how all men are inherently gay.

2: Neil: Yeah I would transition the fuck out of them first and fuck them
by porneliusyang March 8, 2025
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