The Northampton Nasty 

The Northampton Nasty is a expert level form of exhibitionism, that should only be performed by experienced exhibitionists. To do the Northampton Nasty you must have 3 grams of meth/crack, 1 XXL condom and copious amounts of silicone based anal lube.

First you must smoke the meth/crack as fast as you can. Then you must put the condom on your hand and cover it with copious amounts of anal lube. You then insert the hand in your anus as far as you can and jerk off with the other. Once you ejaculate congratulations, you just performed A Northampton Nasty.

The Northampton Nasty is best performed in a public setting.

Hey, did you hear joe got kicked out of his mom’s house and the cops caught him down by the river giving himself the Northampton Nasty!

Darn, i need one more gram of meth till i can go to the park and give myself a Northampton Nasty.

Screw you dad! Go give yourself a Northampton Nasty!

I bet if i record myself doing the Northampton Nasty Cindy will ask me to the dance.

Grammy still won’t look at me since she saw me doing the Northampton Nasty in the bathroom.

Joe truth or dare? Dare, i dare you to do the Northampton Nasty in canal street park in the middle of the day.

Wow! That cop that arrested joe for doing the Northampton Nasty in the park has nice arms!

The Northampton Nasty by Skankhunt90 September 19, 2019

thug nasty

the straight up g money gangstas who roll 10 deep and bust caps in all them peeps who hate and discriminate. usually someone who is not of white man's descent.

full watch out for that thug nasty rollin down the street.

thug nasty by j rod my nizzle December 26, 2005

freak nasty

The true definition of freak nasty is to be sexually uninhibited. It is not being afraid to enjoy sex and tryn new things. This person can be female or male, mrried or single... It doesnt mean Ur a hoe or a skank. Just means Ur not afraid to get Ur FREAK on.

person 1: I want U to spank me with a paddle then tie me up and fuck the shit outta me.

person 2: Hell Yeah! That's freak nasty!

freak nasty by Dedi November 25, 2007

biz-nasty 

1. Used to describe someone wearing formal business attire with a hint of awesomeness.

2. Used to describe an outfit that is simply awesome. It is much better than swag.

1. "That Spanish teacher is looking pretty biz-nasty today."

2. "Your suit is classy and awesome. I'd even say... it's biz-nasty."

biz-nasty by Gustavo White November 13, 2013

Dirt Nasty 

Dirt Nasty is a rapper from the group the Dyslexic Speedreaders. His real name is Simon Rex. Rex is a former MTV VJ and has landed various acting roles, most notably Scary Movie 3, where he played the white rapper. MTV let him go as a VJ after gay pornographic films with him in them surfaced on the internet. Today he is a succesful rapper/producer. Some of his more famous songs include "1980" and "My Dick," a song he sings with his Dyslexic Speedreader compadres Mickey Avalon and Andre Legacy.

"Yo dude did you see Dirt Nasty at the Roxy last night?"

"Man I wish I got as many girls as Dirt Nasty"

Dirt Nasty by D-Nasty Fan December 9, 2008

Bif Nasty

Bif Nasty is the alter-ego of Ben Senter. Bif Nasty is a rude, crude dude that is a BAMF. He takes what he wants and wants what he takes. He is a limo riding, jet flying, wheeling, dealing, kiss stealing son of a gun. He is the best at whatever he does and wins everytime. Bif Nasty is not, I repeat NOT to be fucked with.

Guy A: Hey, who is that guy that is winning all the games and kissing all the girls?

Guy B: Dude, don't you know, it's Bif Nasty!!!

Bif Nasty by Bif Nasty May 25, 2007

shook-nasty 

10 weird websites that will cure your boredom. Look up this video on YouTube

Meaning: confused or you don't know something

That was shook-nasty baby

shook-nasty by Arizonaaa November 22, 2016