non-certified memelord

a self proclaimed memelord that failed to take the exam to be labeled as a true memelord

The non-certified memelord still thinks tide-pods are funny.

by TheRubberSponge May 20, 2018

Cranky non high

When you and your friends are blazed, but there is that one motherfucker that ain't high because of some "vow" that they made to never smoke and is just a cranky ass motherfucker because he isn't flying high like the rest of us.

"Dude, why is Bob so fuckin annoying tonight?"

"He's always annoying, you know he doesn't smoke, and just likes to be a cranky non high."

by shoorock October 3, 2011

Non-Fuckwithable Tape

Non-Fuckwithable Tape.
A tape that depicts a video that i can be watched for free online.
You can buy this tape for capitalistic bragging right.
Or for the purpose of dodging taxes by using it to store your wealth and resell it to the highest bidder most often a fellow tax dodger.

Also known as NFT

Dave: Why did you buy that Non-Fuckwithable Tape doe you like the video that much?
Mark: No i am planning on reselling it later for a higher price.
Dave: Mark you do know you can just inflate the price of the Non-Fuckwithable Tape and donate it as a charitable donation to get a tax deduction.

by Mr1% June 13, 2021

Dilemma of non-fucketry

When the choice by one individual for sexual mates is very hard to make because the choices available are not deemed fuckable.

Colin: "Who would you fuck between these 2 guys?''

Gen: "Arrhg man they are all awful! This is a real case of dilemma of non-fucketry!"

by Betty Haze May 18, 2016

Non-Sexual

A person that is neither girl or boy, and talks like a two year old. Also very immature. The same effect of the balls not dropping, exept there are no balls to drop. Sounds ten times girlier than Justin Beiber

v- 'Man, Jesse always talks like a girl!'
b- 'Maybe he's a Non-Sexual?'

by lalala. cookies(; January 20, 2010

Non alcoholic drunk

Usually used when someone who is drinking a nonalcoholic beer is too drunk to walk and drive

Jerry: duuudeZ, Im s00ooo drunk broz!11Q1 Wh0s the desugnat3d driver ton1ght, cuz im wheyyyy to trashed

John: But jerry...Its nonalcoholic beer

Matt: He must be a Non alcoholic drunk.

by Cody Baggs is here October 30, 2007

non-alcoholic beer

Beer that is non-alcoholic.

Usually contains less than 0.5% abv. (alcohol by volume)

"I drink non-alcoholic beer because I'm allergic to alcohol."

by Non-Alcoholic Duff Man September 29, 2009