myspace

The website you can become a part of if you wish to be abducted from your house by a freak you thought was your "buddy".

Did you hear that loser got killed?
yeah, he posted his social security number, adress and shoe size on myspace.
Figures. He was never too bright to begin with

by Slatte December 10, 2006

myspacelicious

something that is totally myspace savy

the picture of half your face is soooo myspacelicious.

by aedge October 28, 2006

myspace

The biggest waste of time ever.

"I can't believe I just spent an entire night on myspace."

by sosodefxxx598 October 10, 2007

Myspace Emo Kid

Preppy bee-otch who claims their life sucks and posts it on myspace. Pretends to cut, do drugs, etc. Also takes pictures of themselfs with fake piercings while making heart symbols with their hands.

Myspace Emo kid 1: OOHH! MEH LYFE SUX!!! D:
Myspace Emo kid 2: IKR!!! D:
Bro: You cockpocket *hehe*

by 3 compadres May 25, 2009

myspace

facebook killed it.

myspace is dead. that's just it.

by piercey77777 December 29, 2010

DOG from myspace

Scene Queen.
Very Gay.
Too gay to function.
Very sexy.
He is fashion, everyone wants to be DOG.
EVERYONE

That dog from myspace is soooooo sexy, I'd let him smash me up the pooper

by DOG's secret lover December 28, 2009

myspace

1. A place where old, fat, balding men go to pretend that they are young, skinny, hot emo girls. If you can't see the "girl's" face, then she probably doesn't exist.

2. Also a place where people who have no real friends go to feel popular. Friend count is usually inversely proportional to real friends

1. A/S/L = 16/F/London

ACTUAL A/S/L = 45/M/Prison

2. Myspace Friends = 1000

ACTUAL Friends = 0

by NymphoQueen June 22, 2008