Mopit

Mopit stands for Morbidly Obese Person In Training. Generally a child being raised by obese parents who don't make good decisions for their children. Someone who is fat and on their way to being morbidly obese.

The mopit has fallen and their mop parents cant reach down to help them up.

by Twolizard October 21, 2011

Mopedicide

Mopedicide - to kill one's self by the act of a moped; to commit suicide by a moped through various means

The man committed mopedicide yesterday by driving his moped into a brick wall.

by MopedicideMan August 3, 2012

Moped Porn

generally refers to pictures of beautiful mopeds.

Guy 1: Bro! Let's take some pictures of our peds!
Guy 2: MOPED PORN!

by XxCHRISxX_94 May 27, 2015

Mopologist

A person who mops the floor. Specializing in mopping floors. Most likely a title given to you at work which informs you that you now have to mop floors on top of all the other duties you do. You can be a doctor or a secretary or any other position that doesn't require you to clean rooms etc...but you have a boss who's a tight ass and decides revise your job description and adds mopping floors. So guess what?!? You are now a mopologist, board certified too!

Starting 8/21/17 all secretaries will now start to mop and clean all rooms but please prioritize and do not neglect the phones and other clerical duties. You will have the title mopologist added to your badge, but your pay will not increase

by Pinché Cindy August 4, 2017

mopopping

Moping around while mopping up your broken hopes and dreams. Typically occurs after being rejected from your favorite college or after a breakup. Pronounced mo-pope-ing.

I'be been mopopping all day after Harvard rejected me.

Jack has been using mopopping for weeks after Stacy broke his heart -- even Tinder and ice cream won't cheer him up.

by RhaegalT August 9, 2017

mopey cunt

The listless/sad/unproductive feeling you get when you are away from your loved one.

"I'm such a mopey cunt when she's not around!"

"Stop being such a mopey cunt! You'll see him soon"

"He's being such a mopey cunt, listening to power ballads again"

by Katsbud February 22, 2018

Moperish

A feeling of low energy, mixed with boredom, ennui and low mood.

I’m feeling kinda moperish.

She’s looking a bit moperish today don’t you think?

by WatrGirl September 6, 2018