I): The act of inhaling large quantities of vaporized Crystal Methamphetamines.
II): An over-sized unit of measurement particularly when used to describe the comparative units of inhalative substances pertaining to Crystal Meth.
II): An over-sized unit of measurement particularly when used to describe the comparative units of inhalative substances pertaining to Crystal Meth.
Billy "Lets get effed right up, I wanna do mongo tokes till my toes tingles and my hair feels like a hat"
Pino "I dont know if I want to, Jimmy is gonna sketch out, MONGO style."
Armando "Jimmy's cute, I bet he's got a mongo package."
Pino and Billy "SICK MAN, YOUR A MONGO FAG!"
Pino "I dont know if I want to, Jimmy is gonna sketch out, MONGO style."
Armando "Jimmy's cute, I bet he's got a mongo package."
Pino and Billy "SICK MAN, YOUR A MONGO FAG!"
by John Kimbell July 16, 2008
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A Mongy or M O N G Y is the unfortunate maternal parent of a (nominally) male child that is born a homosexual, but has the complication of also having an unnatural lust for their own mother.
These unfortunate mothers, or M O N G Y s (Mother Of Non-Gendered Young)have a terrible time fighting off their confused son's advances soon after birth as although they have very small dicks (likened to an old fashioned door bell) it is placed just over their anus which means that nappy changing is hell.
For the rest of their life, the non gendered young, with its a rapacous sexual appetite cannot ever 'go' without coming. A side efrfrect of this condition is that they are incredibly ugly and are often driven to fuck themselves up their own arse. An endeavour doomed to failure given the minute proportions of their genitalia.
The more intelligent non-gendered young will overcome this terrible affliction with psychiatric help and medication.
Unfortunately for the less intellectually able,(the fuckwits,) this birth defect leads them to become very bitter and twisted individuals so full of hate they spend all day imprisoned in a chat room sniping at anybody better looking, more pleasant, or more successful in life than they are (everybody else).
The non-gendered young, also called son of Mongy will often go into complete denial, and much as it denies its homosexuality, it protests too loudly about its origins:
A Mongy or M O N G Y is the unfortunate maternal parent of a (nominally) male child that is born a homosexual, but has the complication of also having an unnatural lust for their own mother.
These unfortunate mothers, or M O N G Y s (Mother Of Non-Gendered Young)have a terrible time fighting off their confused son's advances soon after birth as although they have very small dicks (likened to an old fashioned door bell) it is placed just over their anus which means that nappy changing is hell.
For the rest of their life, the non gendered young, with its a rapacous sexual appetite cannot ever 'go' without coming. A side efrfrect of this condition is that they are incredibly ugly and are often driven to fuck themselves up their own arse. An endeavour doomed to failure given the minute proportions of their genitalia.
The more intelligent non-gendered young will overcome this terrible affliction with psychiatric help and medication.
Unfortunately for the less intellectually able,(the fuckwits,) this birth defect leads them to become very bitter and twisted individuals so full of hate they spend all day imprisoned in a chat room sniping at anybody better looking, more pleasant, or more successful in life than they are (everybody else).
The non-gendered young, also called son of Mongy will often go into complete denial, and much as it denies its homosexuality, it protests too loudly about its origins:
Ewatt Tvil: I would rather chat to a good looking chatter than an ugly mongy looking one
Ewatt Tvil: Have you always looked like a mongy elkie?
Ewatt Tvil: Have you always looked like a mongy elkie?
by AnnieLondon111 April 11, 2009
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1. Hard core fans of something, usually a TV show or movie, who are resistant to change or modernization.
2. Obsessive fans (of a TV show of movie) who criticize and complain about all aspects of the production.
2. Obsessive fans (of a TV show of movie) who criticize and complain about all aspects of the production.
by Joseph F April 9, 2008
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by Seth February 9, 2005
Get the Mong mug.manga is a form of book as in the best fourm of book ever!some manga follows along with anime which is a type of tv show.Manga is also a fourm of drawing. A book in manga is more of a comic book and in the fourm of a book is called a graphic novel.
by Otaku Kitten July 20, 2008
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Get the Mongo mug.To sit down and relax, allowing the effects of whatever you have just taken (alcohol, weed, etc) to sink in and take over you.
(smoking a joint) A- Woah, doesn't everything look...green?
(doing the same) B- Don't mong yet you freak; fight the mong!
1- Oi, you alrite?
2-Allow him, he's mong-ing
1-Don't let him mong, my parents are coming home!
(doing the same) B- Don't mong yet you freak; fight the mong!
1- Oi, you alrite?
2-Allow him, he's mong-ing
1-Don't let him mong, my parents are coming home!
by Datman January 10, 2008
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