Mini-Lava Flow

The act of having a chub cock and beating it off. When you finally cum the penis is 2” above the wrap of your hand and semen blasts in the air and some trickles down your hand like miniature lava flows.. you then flick the semen that’s around your think band pointer finger at an object eg a woman a dog a small animal and so on

Me:Damn mike Shannon’s mad at me!
Mike:why
Me:I was performing a Mini-Lava Flow for my girlfriend Shannon and I thought the lava the pooled on the bottom of my hand would look good on her so I flicked it and hit her near the eyes with it
Mike:Damn, savage

by King anal hair February 16, 2019

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Mini jizz

When an event or situation is so exciting that the person experiencing it has a miniature orgasm.

When he saw the guitar solo start for his favorite song the excitement was too much and made him mini jizz.

by Crobx2 March 1, 2024

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Mini no returns!

If someone sees a mini, they hit somebody else and say this.

Ooooh! Mini no returns!

by xdr5t3evq3q April 25, 2025

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mini

someone you’d die for. she’s the sweetest.

u just can’t hate her,she’s all that.

boy1: oh that girl is perfect!
boy2: i bet her name is mini.

by just a random girl online November 29, 2020

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mini-cabbed

When a friend offers you a list and you jump in the back seat leaving the passenger seat vacant. Hence making it look like a taxi. Comments like.... can you put the AC on? and have you been working long? are actively encouraged.

Matt and I got a lift to the airport from Ryan the other day and we absolutely mini-cabbed him!

by craster December 11, 2015

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