mini nugget

Generally slow and chubby, useless at everything he does, except eat. Has the worst luck ever and has never scored a goal in football. Usually found sitting down and eating. Despite this he is however loved by most, and finds himself at the centre of everything.

How has mini nugget missed again, it was an open goal!

by RastaMerth April 20, 2018

mini softy

No erection, cant get a boner

I tried to bang that hussey but i had a mini softy, i yelled “get big” with no success

by strokethatskinwsgon July 2, 2024

minisics

minisic - a short song, a mini tune
minisics - a set of short songs

derived from the terms "mini and mu-sic"

why are these songs so short?

because they are minisics loser 🤦🏽 ♂️

why is this song so short, lame, boring, giving me absolutely nothing, leaving me here starved and wanting more?

cause its a minisic dumbass 🤦🏽 ♂️

by mostobscureprofiletoexist January 9, 2024

Mini games Kid

Younger people in gorilla tag that go around screaming “WANNA PLAY MINI-GAMES?” That usually wear party hats.

There was a mini games kid screaming in the lobby.

by Chalip July 23, 2024

Mini-Lava Flow

The act of having a chub cock and beating it off. When you finally cum the penis is 2” above the wrap of your hand and semen blasts in the air and some trickles down your hand like miniature lava flows.. you then flick the semen that’s around your think band pointer finger at an object eg a woman a dog a small animal and so on

Me:Damn mike Shannon’s mad at me!
Mike:why
Me:I was performing a Mini-Lava Flow for my girlfriend Shannon and I thought the lava the pooled on the bottom of my hand would look good on her so I flicked it and hit her near the eyes with it
Mike:Damn, savage

by King anal hair February 16, 2019

mini ass attack

When you almost trip over something but didnt and have a mini hear tattack and the body relieves your heart attack by farting

-hey watch out there is a gap infront
-oh shit i had a mini ass attack ( fart after mini heart attack)

by lbjwashed October 14, 2020

mini-cabbed

When a friend offers you a list and you jump in the back seat leaving the passenger seat vacant. Hence making it look like a taxi. Comments like.... can you put the AC on? and have you been working long? are actively encouraged.

Matt and I got a lift to the airport from Ryan the other day and we absolutely mini-cabbed him!

by craster December 11, 2015