Midnight high

When it's late at night and your just having a good time by yourself enjoying whatever your doing.

I had a midnight high on tiktok last night.

by M8_____ May 15, 2023

Midnight Snack

Having company over for some adult time in the middle of the night without staying over. When somone comes over for seggy time ridiculously late at night. Snacking late

Is anyone coming over tonight?

Yeah, i'll probably have a midnight snack at some point.

by Annah11 July 18, 2023

Midnight handwashing

Midnight handwashing is when a girl has just finished fingering herself, and is washing her hands repeatedly to clean herself off, can also be used as a euphemism for female masturbation.

"I spent some alone time last night that ended with midnight handwashing."

"I'm gonna go wash my hands repeatedly in the middle of the night ill talk to you later."

by ballin'mcballerthe16th July 24, 2023

Midnight Maccas Run

the art of going to your nearest 24h Maccas and getting some food, while doing it as quick as possible.

bonus points if you do a burnout in the drive thru.

usually done between 12am and 4:30am

Me: Oi mate you up for a Midnight Maccas run?
Friend: fucking sure mate lets go

by Blind Man driving August 26, 2023

Midnight Munching

A midnight snack.

My mom didn’t know I was midnight munching when she was asleep.

by Misty Marcaño September 17, 2023

midnight goblin

A person who often wake up in the middle of the night, horny and with a goblin like energy, starts having sex with their partner.

1) Dude! She started blowing you in your sleep?
2) Yeah she's my midnight goblin, gobbling on my d**k

by MoonshinerPhil September 17, 2023

midnight fireman

Getting up semi asleep while drunk and thinking your in the bathroom urinating, when in reality your peeing somewhere else like in the corner of your room.

I was so drunk I ended up doing a midnight fireman and pissed in my wardrobe instead of the bathroom.

by StuWi November 8, 2023