Michael langdon

An character from American horror story apocalypse who is extremely evil and hot at the same time. He is the child of tate langdon and vivien harmon so he is the antichrist

I wanna spread my legs for Michael langdon and be like hail saitan

by Surprisebitch November 4, 2018

Michael Heflin

An absolute sped.
Michael Helfin is a 4'2" redneck that lives in a trailer park in Inwood, West Virginia. He sits around all day jerking off in his moms shampoo bottle and then makes fake screenshots up saying he got a handjob. He smokes oregano and fucks his mom all day.

Michael - "Doodle you fat bitch I hit more bills then you"
Doodle - "You're Michael Heflin...automatic L"

by FatDoodlePuff May 8, 2019

Michael D. Higgins

President of Ireland, has nice doggos, and is very short

Person 1: Wow did you see our president Michael D. Higgins over there!
Person 2: Where?
Person 1: Sorry the grass isn't cut short enough it is physically impossible to see him.

by 10BigHotMen June 3, 2020

Michael Kash

A fuck ass bitch whose sweaty as hell for those fortnite trick clips.

Kalib: "Look it's Michael Kash!"
Ethan: "uh oh, he's got a sniper..."
Coy: "FUUUUUCKKKK! I GOT SNIPED"

by Gingerdude130 August 1, 2020

Pulling a Michael Jackson

Turning Black to white

-Hey your dog used to be brown right?
-Yeah but now his fur is white, he's pulling a michael jackson

by ImmortalCorn July 12, 2016

Fuckin' Hell Michaela

A common expression used when something goes wrong.

"We are breaking up"
"Fuckin' Hell Michaela!"

by Debra Biblooby August 26, 2019

Michael Vick

The name that comes into play most often when discussing illegal pitbull activities.

Psychiatrist: Lopez, we're going to play a word association game. I'll give a few words, and you say the first thing that pops into your mind, ok?

Lopez: Ok.

Psychiatrist: First set of words...Illegal Pitbull Fights?

Lopez: Michael Vick

by OMGiTzBRONO August 8, 2007