Matt

A pale and potentially gay kid who is extremely aggressive towards people because he watches plenty of combat sports, but also enjoys musicals and reality T.V. Shows like The Bachelor; don’t make fun of him because he’ll ruin your day and possibly your life.
“Hey I saw Matt the other day.”
“What a conundrum that kid is.”
by Just a kid with a dream March 26, 2020
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Edl for life loved by all whites and is a skinhead
Matt is cute af
by Marcusfeedskids January 18, 2021
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Matt is another name for a shit
Man, I can’t wait to get home and take a soggy Matt
by whatsgood98 January 22, 2020
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Matt in Cantonese is mostly used as a term whenever someone says something retarded.
Person 1: Crypto is so much better than Seer
Person 2: God, you're such a matt
by TuxedoSeal October 07, 2021
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Matt

A dude who thinks he's a legend but in fact he looks like a llama and is an idiot. Also he is a simp undercover. But at least he has a big dick (not approved info)... Stop advertising your dick already!
by True Legend August 24, 2020
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a pretty cool guy; really likes girls; willing to fight any one or thing; always has a really big cock; he's a pimp daddy
1. Matt: take ur clothes off
Girl: ok
Matt: Give me head
Girl: SURE!!

2. YEAH!!!!!
by rock_out March 18, 2005
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Matt Wilhelm

The best flatlander in the world in my opinion. Has won two year end Champion titles, 3 X-games medals, Fox's "30 seconds to fame" $25,000 grand prize, Silver medal in the World Championship, and many more awards. he made a dvd called "ground rules." His tricks include spinning on front and back wheels, scuffing, and of course his Signature "No-Handed Time Machine."
i bought this dvd called ground rules made by matt wilhelm and now i can do a tailwhip on my bike.
by Carati June 06, 2006
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