Bruno Mars

When you go from catching grenades to being fat juicy and wet

He’s being fuckinf bruno Mars again for fuck sake

by 🇦🇬 March 8, 2025

Mars

Mars is a wonderful guy. He's nice, funny, hyper, and chill butttt he's also gay. Very much so thats why all the little lads love him. He's definitely a little lad who likes berries and cream.

This is Mars, he's the coolest guy ever. Give me a high-five!

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Mars

Is a planet 🌎 ❤️

Mars like the planet

by Papii12 November 22, 2021

Bars On Mars

When something is just true. A fact. Right.

Jacob: Yo, Pirates of the Caribbean 3 is the best movie ever.
Noah: Bars on Mars.

by Capperonthemap November 22, 2021

The man from Mars

The man from Mars is the best person you'll ever know. He's open minded he can solve all your problems and you'll feel comfortable just talking to him and telling him about your problems. And he's also funny, you won't stop laughing at his jokes and his sympathetic sense of humor. He is just amazing and handsome. You are mothefucker lucky if you are dating the man from Mars.

If you know "The man from Mars" then you know that he's your most kind heart and lovely soul friend. Let him fly you to the Mars!

by The.Man.From.Mars November 23, 2021

Mars

Mars is a wonderful and beautiful person. They always know how to solve a problem and always puts other people before themselves. Everyone needs a Mars in their life.

Me: “Omg I loved Mars’ hair today”

Stephen: “I know right they looked so cool!!”

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Mars

someone who has a fat dumpy
pretty thicc
milf/dilf
someone who also knows .. *whispers: Obamas last name and Victoria’s Secret* *blushes*
is the person of many many MANY wives but Zenus is my first wife

Mars: I have a fat dumpy today
Zenus: you sure do
Mars: can we have our sus night Saturday ? 😳
Zenus: *blushes* s-s-s-s-s-sure
Mars: bueno (; yo hablo español baba niña
Zenus: すごい 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

by ObamasSecretWife November 24, 2021