The Marajuana Ten Second Brain Delay 

The delay that comes from being way too high. The reason you laugh after everyone else has gotten a joke, fail to grab a railing in time, raise your hands after you've been punched and redirect your aim only after you've peed on the floor.

(end of joke)...to get to the other side!

(crowd laughs)
(you look blankly at the teller)
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
(you laugh, everyone else has stopped)
"Noooooo waaaaaay....the OTHER SIDE....HAHAHAHAHAH!"
Hence, The Marajuana Ten Second Brain Delay

The Marajuana Ten Second Brain Delay by The Real IX April 20, 2010

The Marijuans

What older people call marijuana in error.

"Say Herbert, can you smell the marijuans?"

The Marijuans by barbiehorror August 5, 2016

Marijuawookie

A person who is so concerned with Marijuana he/she cannot control his/her body hair growth. Thus has long hair on any spot on the body noticeable by others.

-"He's been so high, he hasn't shaved at all this month".

-"Yeah I know, a total Marijuawookie huh?"

Marijuawookie by Darth Kush July 20, 2010

Maritsanator 

someone who is always at family fiestas

Paul: What're you doing this weekend, Larry?
Larry: I've got two family parties on my mother's side and six on my father's.
James: He's such a Maritsanator, you can never get a free moment with him.

Maritsanator by unicxrn December 30, 2014

Carijuana 

A super mlg girl named caroline who loves dank memes so much they just named her after weed.

Who tf is that?!?!
That's carijuana! Bish!

Carijuana by therealcarijuanna June 23, 2016

Marianas Trench 

Marianas Trench is a Pop-Punk, Pop-Rock Pop (Newer Music), Emo (Older Music) band from Vancouver B.C, Canada. They first formed in 2001, but released their first song Say Anything on October 3rd, 2006. They currently have 4 studio albums out. Fix Me (2006), Masterpiece Theatre (2009), Ever After (2011), and Astoria (2015). In early 2015, they released an E.P album (Something Old, Something New) that consists of songs such as Here's to the Zeros and Pop 101. The other two songs (Primetime and Sicker Things) are by the band Ramsay Fiction, Lead Singer and Guitarist's former band. The band consists of, Josh Ramsay (Lead Vocals), Matt Webb (Guitarist, Back Up Vocals), Ian Casselman (Percussion, Back Up Vocals), and Mike Ayley (Bass, Back Up Vocals). They are currently in Europe on tour. November come, they will go on a Canadian tour. (Which, I am very excited for.)

Friend: "Hey, do you have any new music to listen to? I'm very bored and have nothing currently to do."
Me: "Yeah, I can lend you an earbud... Oh, but all I have is Marianas Trench."
Friend: "Oh okay, I'll just go stand over here and read a book"
Me: *Tear*

Marianas Trench by ilikebandsandshit October 12, 2016

Mariana 

the most fabulous girl ever! as majestic as a unicorn! as shiny as HOLO glitter!

DAAAAAAAAAAAYUM her comes Mariana

Mariana by MarianapoopA November 15, 2016