Machine-gunner Belly

When an otherwise slim girl has a belly that is large, square, and somewhat hard, resembling that of which you would expect a soldier butting up to a machine gun to have.

Jesus, check out that bartender's Machine-gunner Belly over there. Makes me want to puke on my dick.

by Joe Cooler August 31, 2006

Lean Mean Keegan Machine

The greatest rapper and bodybuilder of all time. 2pac and biggie died because his lyrics blew em away.

Also known as MC Keegs, he is an uprising rapper from Compton. As a member of no gang, he puts his studies first while balancing rapping and weight lifting. his immense strength and influence in the community is unrivaled.

Usually as a compliment, which bestows enormous value on the beholder. The only person to ever meet this title is MC Keegs, the Lean Mean Keegan Machine.

Currently, he has projected 5 albums, of which we know the name

Album #1: Mothafuckin' Hoes
Album#2 All over My Dick
Album #3 Parental Advisory
Album #4: My bitch is my dawg
Album #5 THE Lean, Mean Keegan Machine

Dude, ya hear Ugly, a single from Mothafuckin' Hoes by the LEAN MEAN KEEGAN MACHINE?. It's amazing. The only song on my ipod.

by Host of 99.9, MC Keegs Live December 7, 2010

macchiato

A person that is half white half black.

John is a macchiato.

by Jester's Goddess December 2, 2009

Machine Gun Kelly

That one white rapper who dissed Eminem that one time

Guy 1: “Hey do you know who Machine Gun Kelly is?”

Guy 2: “Never heard of him. Who is he?”

Guy 1: “He’s that one guy who dissed Eminem then got absolutely obliterated. He then made a song claiming he WON the beef. You know: like a f***ing idiot”

Guy 2: “oh yea that guy... So who was he again?”

by Hi I’m diabolical March 6, 2021

non-deterministic turing machine

A machine capable of solving the toughest mathematical problems in polynomial time. It knows everything, is all powerful and gives you answers before you even ask a question. I didn't know what to write here, so I asked it, it gave me this response.

Guy1: What do they keep in area 51?
Guy2: The non-deterministic turing machine. They don't want you to know they have it, but they've been using it to solve crazy math problems in polynomial time for YEARS!
Guy1: Dude, you're fucked up.

by vaxt February 1, 2006

Machine gun whore

A person, who in FPS video games, can't kill anyone with an average Joe's weapon, and hence forth has to run around with a noob gun with 100 rounds, health injectors, grenades and mortar strikes. This ruins everyone's day.

Jon (Over mic): Hey you fucking noob you! Quit being an Machine Gun Whore!!!
Bill: Why? So you can fucking kill me for once in your goddamn life? Forget it!

by Bulletmunchr December 17, 2007

time machine

A sizeable stash of pornography built up over several decades, enabling you to relive the experiences of people who masturbated in those times.

Will Ferrell: "I still hate you, but you've got a pretty awesome collection of nudie mags."

John C. Reilly: "Yeah, I got them from the '70's, '80's and '90's. It's like masturbating in a time machine."

by Mr. Cardboard November 7, 2011