Spewin' LAVA

1. The Highest COMPLIMENT Attainable;
2. Amplifier of FIVE VOLCANOES; like the Whipped Cream and Cherry topping on a favorite dessert / Icing on the cake.
3. A Heated Argument on the verge of becoming violent.
4. Vulgar: Orgasm; Ejaculation

They just fired Heckle and Jeckle - it's Spewin' LAVA up there!

by LAFYETTE TRAVAIL October 5, 2018

brown lava

diarrhoea

I just experienced an eruption of brown lava in my pants and on the ground!

by DonnerdarmDdddddddDEDDDDDDDDD November 14, 2018

Mini-Lava Flow

The act of having a chub cock and beating it off. When you finally cum the penis is 2” above the wrap of your hand and semen blasts in the air and some trickles down your hand like miniature lava flows.. you then flick the semen that’s around your think band pointer finger at an object eg a woman a dog a small animal and so on

Me:Damn mike Shannon’s mad at me!
Mike:why
Me:I was performing a Mini-Lava Flow for my girlfriend Shannon and I thought the lava the pooled on the bottom of my hand would look good on her so I flicked it and hit her near the eyes with it
Mike:Damn, savage

by King anal hair February 16, 2019

sticky lava

The type of feces that makes your anus (volcano ring) warm like you are producing molten cake as you empty your bowls. The feeling, not to be confused with molton cake poops, (which produce the sticky lava sensation) is what is called sticky lava.

Bro dude to wife: “ugh im so glad we have a bidet here. I just felt sticky lava in my anus”
Wife: “did u use toilet paper too”
Bro dude: “the bidet did the job”

Dude to bro: “bro, i felt so immobilized by my situation. It felt like sticky lava. U cant get up and use the bidet to cool off, and you cant keep going.”
Bro: “sarah said some nasty shit to u. No pun intended”

by kilo min garo June 4, 2019

Broken Lava Lamp

A nicer way to say you're a fucking hot mess

Person 1: Damn her makeup is running
Person: And she just got dumped
Person 3: Yeah, she's a broken lava lamp

by loopydroop October 3, 2019

Delaware Lava Cake

A sexual act where 2 sexual partners spread their ass cheeks and connect their anus', and then proceed to shit into each other.

Did you hear johnny and his girl did a Delaware lava cake last night?

by shit consumer 29 May 20, 2020

Knoxville Lava Lamp

When you put on a golden colored condom and ram it up her pooper while she has lava shits.

I went to UT to watch a football game with a FWB, but all I got was a Knoxville Lava Lamp

by krestacar May 4, 2021