Pittsburgh Lunchpail

so dubbed in honor of the three rivers of Pittsburgh; before sex, give your girlfriend some horse laxative and then have normal, non-anal, unprotected sex. After climaxing inside of her box, give her the heimlich maneuver until she shits herself and then punch her in the mouth. The three streams of semen, shit and blood when simultaneously flowing create the Pittsburgh Lunchpail. Only for hard workers.

Girlfriend: I feel like some of the passion has gone out of our relationship.

Boyfriend: Well, I could always Pittsburgh Lunchpail that ass...

Girlfriend: I don't know what that is, but I trust you. Let's fucking do it.

by SpeedKills March 31, 2009

lunch cutter

A topshit mother fuker who thinks he has the right to move in on other peoples women. He thinks the world revolves around him and he has the right to go anyone elses lunch. This cunt usually get bashed several times a year and deserves it everytime.

That fukin cunt is the biggest lunch cutter.

by michael eats world July 8, 2006

lunch meat

The slowest or last hiker in the group when hiking in bear country.

Chris if you don't stay with the rest of the group you might become lunch meat.

by Kajoe September 4, 2006

box lunch

A lunch box consisting of one or more of the following: fish (such as tuna and clams), tacos, muffins, and the occasional milk.

It's lunch time! Let's go to the cafeteria and have some Box Lunch!

by RedBlade7 March 26, 2008

German Lunch Box

The sexual act of ingesting sour kraut from a woman's vagina/ off of a man's penis, while both participants wear crotchless lederhosen.

Klaus: "Inga gave me the best German lunch box I've ever had on my lunch break yesterday!"

by Ukranian Swordsman March 9, 2011

cold lunch

when a man pisses and freezes his piss into the shape of of dick. he then has the woman suck both his dick and the frozen piss popsicle at the same time until she eventually winds up with a mouth full of piss slush and cum.

Damn, I want to serve that hot bitch a cold lunch.

by Old and Gay May 25, 2011

Mexican Lunch

When the vagina is eaten while a girl is on her period and has a green discharge, thus simulating salsa and guacamole.

Did you hear Paco gave that bitch a Mexican Lunch? He is a Baller!

by Mexican Hero 123 February 14, 2010