kunging

pronounced cunge-ing
to date a fat person
to be dating a fatty

dude, why would anyone be kunging with M3???

by Hamlexi Mivettes December 16, 2005

kungie

A name to replace with any other name of a person that you can't or are too lazy to pronounce. Kungie is also known as fangie or fangagi.

Singhdeep: hey man
someone else: hey kungie

by Singhdeep September 10, 2006

kung-fu nut

1. To crucially ejaculate. Preferably, more than three feet onto someone.

1. I just kung-fu nutted on that ho's face.
2. Damn, he kung-fu nutted on my face.
3.Oh my god, NOT THE KUNG-FU NUT!
4. That bitch is so fine, makes me wanna kung-fu nut all over that ass.

by Hans Job December 29, 2007

Kunichika

noun: Describes an exotic person, place or thing.

I just flew in on the new Kunichika...man that plane is fast.

I drove through the Autobahn and then through Kunichika, Germany.

Man, Jane was angry today. She got all Kunichika on me.

by chippercat May 28, 2008

Kunkelment

A comment that brings down the receiver followed by giving them a a compliment.

Kelly, you ugly ass motha fucka, you're looking good today!

This is a Kunkelment.

by itsakunkelment March 2, 2011

kung pow mcshit in the box

a large sizable piece of shit that floats and wont go down the toilet when flushed aka men giving birth

i had a large meal but i regreted afterwards when i took a kung pow mcshit in the box.

by thatguyjonathan December 4, 2011

kung pao dumper

When, upon eating too much bad Chinese food, a shaolin-monk style battle breaks out in your digestive-track, resulting in an explosion of undigested pu pu platter into the toilet (often accompanied by a 'pow').

"Dude, pull over -- I gotta take a kung pao dumper."

"Don't go in there, sweetheart -- I just took a kung pao dumper."

by Emperor Man Face December 29, 2013