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Jump Humping

When a friend jumps on the bed to create a sex-like movement while another couple are engaging in soaking.

Jump Humping is practiced by students of Brigham Young University (BYU) or Mormon teens because they are expected to remain virgins until marriage. That's because soaking (or marinating), according to Mormonism, does not count as sex.
I was called to go jump humping for my bestie at a BYU dorm while she soaks with her boyfriend.
by morpheus30 September 23, 2022
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jump box

A portable battery used to jump start a vehicle with a dead battery.
The jump box has two wires coming out with clamps on the end; it also has a wall plug and a charge meter; must be for jump starting a vehicle.
by a clever ud user September 14, 2009
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crack jumping

The act of jumping repeatedly, to avoid being shot in a video game as if on crack.
"Man I got pwn3d by that guy, he must be good."
"No, he's just a noob who got lucky crack jumping."
by IRS_Agent July 30, 2008
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Jumping Jack

1. A common name for a flasher who is someone who flashes their genitals to a stranger (generally in the street)
2. A form of exercise similar to star jumpes
1. Oh god, did you hear about Nicole getting flashed by a jumping jack?
He flashed her and ran off.

2. Have you done your jumping jacks yet?
by jaffaw May 10, 2012
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Photo Jumping

To make a last ditch effort to jump into a photo, intentionally to wreck and/or mess it up
Yo, Greg was photo jumping last night, it go so annoying after he messed up the first 17 !
by Greg M. July 2, 2008
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Puddle jumping

having sex with multiple girls who have squirting orgasms
"Dude I went puddle jumping last night, I didn't even have to shower when I got home!"
by mooncow67 December 2, 2009
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Jehovah Jumped

When you are minding your own buisness and get attacked by Jehovah's Wittneses that seemingly appear out of nowhere
I was leaving Publix and all the sudden I got Jehovah Jumped by two them sumbitches.
by The Metal Cowboy October 11, 2008
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