Jock Martin

Jock Martin is a fictional astronaut in the book "Ogen van tijgers" by Tonke Dragt.

Jock Martin ziet overal ogen – ook de onzichtbare van machthebbers die hem bespieden.

by Jock M. August 5, 2009

Shitty Jocks

this term refers to Eimhin Carey after he absolutely blew up the jacks in Town Leixlip, smell of that fella is manky , little slut so he is

awh fuck, theres shitty jocks again, get away from me

by yejokcubehaha January 16, 2024

Caged Jock

Caged Jock is The most skilled player in the game of red hanky handball.

Bro 1: Hey did you see caged jock in his newest vid?

Bro 2: fuck yeah! Elbow depth!

by XY2XY November 23, 2021

jocks you

When somebody talks about you a lot they jock you.

"Linda is cool. Linda is so nice. Linda is so pretty "-tom

"Hey Linda tom jocks you"-jack

by oml.zebra June 14, 2016

Jock

To "jock" someone is to ride too closely, as in trying to have an uninvited closeness or association.

"That toy is trying to jock LOD graffiti crew as though he's a bomber someone that does illegal graffiti."

by Mr. Flashback August 9, 2013

Rotters-Jock

When your jocks get right manky. Often described as an odd fungal growth.

Not lethal, but the smell.....

"Jaysus, he was out hiking for the weekend and came back with a baaaad case of Rotters-Jock."

by Beamish-Miester September 8, 2020

Jockey/Jock

A woman who takes advantage of a Simp. Simp maker. Entertains Simps for material things in return without actually doing anything for the Simp. The woman may have several Simps trying to win her over. But she doesn’t givaaa fuck about them.

He’s a Simp, he will do anything for me just for my attention.

Phhhhh why there so many damm Simps in my snap?

Who makes Simps? Jockeys. They ride yaaaa, till they reach their destination then hop off that

Jockey/Jocks- A woman who takes advantage of a Simp

by Queen of Jockeys/Simp Maker April 12, 2020