a Jewish Crush

A Jewish crush is when an American women, preferably a young women, doesn't stop talking about another man who isn't Jewish but likes weed. The word Jewish fits into this equation by the headband the young women wears to resemble her youth. The youthband must be white and about one inch thick, as like the dick of the non Jewish man.

Abby: Oh my goodness, I met a drug dealer the other day named Poli and he's SO attractive! Everyone has relationships with their drug dealers, right?
Madeline: Dude, you have such a Jewish crush. Move on! I bought weed from him once, it was ditch.

a Jewish Crush by swisher taper January 1, 2012

wanna be jewish 

attention seeker who trying to look smart, unique and cool, someone who self-proclaim believe in Judaism therefore they're a jewish but in reality they're just an atheist fag that make fun of religion online

wanna be jewish : i believe in Judaism so i'm a jewish ( *meanwhile on atheism forum typing* haha jesus is a fag RAmen)

wanna be jewish by ddddd888 July 31, 2016

Get me a Jewish girlfriend 

I’m talking to you

Get me a Jewish girlfriend

Get me a Jewish girlfriend by Evilous Dark Power January 8, 2021

Jew Jewish Jews Jew

The ultimate jew, the jew who is more Jewish than any jew combined.

"Omg, it's the Jew Jewish Jews Jew."

"Wow!"

Jew Jewish Jews Jew by D0N4lD J3WW Tr4mP November 28, 2017

year of the Jewish Republican 

The fabled year when Jews are going to abandon the Democratic Party for the Republican Party.

Like the year of the Linux desktop, it never comes, but belief in its imminence is enough to satisfy cultists.

2004: the year of the Jewish Republican

2008: the year of the Jewish Republican

2012: the year of the Jewish Republican

2016: the year of the Jewish Republican

2020: the year of the Jewish Republican

2024: the year of the Jewish Republican

year of the Jewish Republican by Aunt Tifa Lockhart November 16, 2020

Pro-Jewish 

Someone who is for the jewish, or just extremely awesome

im pro-jewish
whoa your awesome lets sex-up

Pro-Jewish by extrememasteroftheabyss April 30, 2009

Witchcraft and Science is the religion of the Jew. Jewish females founded Witchcraft which later became Science. 

See, you guys knew it from the beginning. Women ARE a curse of man. hehe. And they are indeed wiser than men are, after all.

Witchcraft and Science is the religion of the Jew. Jewish females founded Witchcraft which later became Science.

Witchcraft and Science is the religion of the Jew. Jewish females founded Witchcraft which later became Science. by returnof badass cajun resistor March 21, 2021