DEFINITION ONE : (adjective) a quality of personality that when you meet someone with this quality you know that you've made it to the top.
DEFINITION TWO: a quality of a person that means they sacrifice their standard of living to save money
DEFINITION TWO: a quality of a person that means they sacrifice their standard of living to save money
Romy: bro, why have you got a old coke bottle as your water bottle? You should buy a new one!
Messi: Nah, I am going full jewish today
Messi: Nah, I am going full jewish today
by Jizzcameheer August 5, 2025
Get the jewishmug. You let your payots grow and conceil them with a cap. You also have to get circumsiced, but keep the cut forskin in the dick as a skin ring. When you screw a girl, start screaming at the top of your lungs, remove your cap and pull out to reveal your fallen foreskin. The girl will think she turned you jewish.
Dude, when I gave that nazi chick a Jewish Turning Surprise, she cried like she deshonored the Führer himself!
by RicardoSilva7631 January 6, 2018
Get the Jewish Turning Surprisemug. Hym "See? Yeah. Incest cult co-opted by the gentiles with the additional promise of eternal paradise to get the 'have-nots' to accept having their lives harvested by the 'haves'. Jewish family? That's an incest cult. Traditionally the jewish would just enlsave you so they wouldn't need the promise."
by Hym Iam July 9, 2024
Get the Jewish familymug. .
by FrenchVanillaSake March 5, 2025
Get the 《¤》Jewish《¤》jewUish《¤》jewisH《¤》mug. A dope ass sandwich from a local sandwich shop. Or a fancy sex move where a male takes his penis and thrusts it into his partner’s booty hole to the song “Come Sail Away” by Styx.
by Stone N’ Bone #420 July 1, 2019
Get the jewish sailormug. Western civilization has become a degenerate dumping ground made up of unwashed, 3rd world hordes and blacks, all driven by the jewish need for non-homogenous societies and slave wage laborers, intended to replace the White founding stock.
When White populations and their tax dollars are forced to look after these burdens on society while dealing with their excessive crime rates, it is known as jewish daycare.
When White populations and their tax dollars are forced to look after these burdens on society while dealing with their excessive crime rates, it is known as jewish daycare.
"Hey Chad did you see that Tyrone stomping on the head of that elderly White man."
"Yes I did, its jewish daycare every single time."
"Yes I did, its jewish daycare every single time."
by HeinousAeinous August 3, 2025
Get the jewish daycaremug. When one arrives at the home of a person they arranged to scoop, and they honk their car horn instead of texting the person to let them know they have arrived, or getting out of the hoopty to knock or ring the actual doorbell or any other means of making their presence known
Doug: "Hey Grandpa! why is there an incessant car horn going off outside? I'm trying to watch The Price is Right!"
Grandpa: "That's just Mr. Goldstein ringing the Jewish Doorbell, Doug. We're going to lunch with the ladies from the Senior Center."
Grandpa: "That's just Mr. Goldstein ringing the Jewish Doorbell, Doug. We're going to lunch with the ladies from the Senior Center."
by HBAD May 4, 2020
Get the Jewish Doorbellmug.