Kehillah Jewish Highschool 

A school that used to be religiously Jewish, but now barely gives a shit about Jewish holidays. They now make students work on Jewish holidays (Since apparently, Christian holidays are superior). Some AP classes have unrealistic requirements (most college classes are easier than some AP's there, history being one of them). You can't really call it a Jewish school since the majority of the students and faculty aren't Jews. Tuition costs an absurd 50k+ every year. Although most of the kids there are pretty chill, don't go there if you truly want to go to a Jewish School.

Random person: Hey What School do you go to?

Another person: I go to Kehillah Jewish Highschool.

Random person: Yeah that place ain't really Jewish anymore.

Kehillah Jewish Highschool by Nptankist June 10, 2021

1/8th Jewish 

When one of your friends needs an excuse to be a jew, hes probably 8th jewish. Chances are they are actually just jewish, And want to be able to pretend to like bacon and show generosity when its convenient for them. These types are never wrong, in any discussion, concerning anything, Often discovering entirely new revelations such as: "I'm totally sure 5-meo-DMT is the extracted pure form of DMT" or

"I'm not being a dick, I just found a chick to go to the concert instead.

You: Hey bro, want me to bring some chronic over for you to match?
Him: Nah man, I don't like smoking my weed with people, it makes me uneasy.
Him: But by all means come over and bring yours.
You: Your nose is a little big to be only an 1/8th jewish , Are you sure you don't want to loan me money with ridiculous interest too?

1/8th Jewish by Wevi November 19, 2007

a Jewish Crush

A Jewish crush is when an American women, preferably a young women, doesn't stop talking about another man who isn't Jewish but likes weed. The word Jewish fits into this equation by the headband the young women wears to resemble her youth. The youthband must be white and about one inch thick, as like the dick of the non Jewish man.

Abby: Oh my goodness, I met a drug dealer the other day named Poli and he's SO attractive! Everyone has relationships with their drug dealers, right?
Madeline: Dude, you have such a Jewish crush. Move on! I bought weed from him once, it was ditch.

a Jewish Crush by swisher taper January 1, 2012

wanna be jewish 

attention seeker who trying to look smart, unique and cool, someone who self-proclaim believe in Judaism therefore they're a jewish but in reality they're just an atheist fag that make fun of religion online

wanna be jewish : i believe in Judaism so i'm a jewish ( *meanwhile on atheism forum typing* haha jesus is a fag RAmen)

wanna be jewish by ddddd888 July 31, 2016

Get me a Jewish girlfriend 

I’m talking to you

Get me a Jewish girlfriend

Get me a Jewish girlfriend by Evilous Dark Power January 8, 2021

Jew Jewish Jews Jew

The ultimate jew, the jew who is more Jewish than any jew combined.

"Omg, it's the Jew Jewish Jews Jew."

"Wow!"

Jew Jewish Jews Jew by D0N4lD J3WW Tr4mP November 28, 2017

year of the Jewish Republican 

The fabled year when Jews are going to abandon the Democratic Party for the Republican Party.

Like the year of the Linux desktop, it never comes, but belief in its imminence is enough to satisfy cultists.

2004: the year of the Jewish Republican

2008: the year of the Jewish Republican

2012: the year of the Jewish Republican

2016: the year of the Jewish Republican

2020: the year of the Jewish Republican

2024: the year of the Jewish Republican

year of the Jewish Republican by Aunt Tifa Lockhart November 16, 2020