Jersey Rules

Typically used in hockey, where if you wear his jersey and he scores, you have to give him a post-game blowie. (blowjob)

Christina: hey can I wear your jersey?
Jason: yeah, only if we go by jersey rules.
Christina: fineee

Jason scored

Jason: Time for my post game blowie!!

by socks 🧦 February 15, 2022

Jersey the name

The best person you’ll ever meet. short, red hair and love her baggy clothes. funny and definitely the best

“My bestie Jersey” “Jersey the name is beautiful”

by cindy bath friend June 2, 2022

Jersey Lean

Nutmeg and water mixed together to recreationally use.

Dorian: Dude theres shadow people coming after me!
Dave: You sure it ain't that Jersey Lean?

by Timecapsuel1 February 8, 2023

new jersey flyer

When someone ties anal beads to a kite, sticks it in their ass, and flies it high in the wind while yelling, "I AM THE MIGHTY THUNDER GOD!"

John: "What the hell is that?"

Robert: "New Jersey flyer. Don't ask."

by EricaTruth February 15, 2014

New Jersey Shrimp Parm

The act of having sex with a girl while on her period with no condom. As the man is about to ejaculate he pulls out and blows his man juice all over the girl's bloody vagina. Therefore giving the image of shrimp parm.

I was banging this chick and pulled out an gave her some New Jersey shrimp parm.

by Deuce Master December 1, 2014

New Jersey Sunset

The act of smoking marijuana and receiving a handjob from a relative while sitting on the top of a hill in a farming community. For added pleasure they snort a bump of cocaine as they climax known as Bump Cumming.

Alex: "man you and your brother left the party pretty early last night, where did you guys go?"
Frank: "Oh yeah we went up to apple pie hill and watched the New Jersey Sunset."
Alex: "oh, ok man. Did you bump cum?"
Frank: "dude, you know I always bump cum"

by StonedWhiteKid May 25, 2016

brown jerome

When a person puts their prolapsed anus on your forehead

After a long night of anal Johnny gave mark a brown Jerome.

by Raelena May 7, 2017