jerk-mate

A jerk-mate is a cum-buddy.

Matt is my favorite jerk-mate!

by USAF Cadet January 27, 2021

Carribean Jerk

The act of recieving of an HJ from a honolulu native while watching pirates of the carribean.

Man surfing was rough today, good thing chelsea was home to give me a warm, welcoming, carribean jerk.

by KILLAKUSH666 January 27, 2009

Bo-Jerking

The act of masturbation using a noose.

Les was too scared to try auto-erotic asphyxiation so he got his noose play in with a bit of Bo-Jerking instead.

by Thebellend November 17, 2010

Yawn and Jerk

When your with a girl(that youu know or don't shouldnt matter)
pretend to do the cheesy yawn and put your arm around when she looks at you at the last second whip out your cock and yell something such as " im crazy bitch!!"

i was with my best gal when i pulled a yawn and jerk..

by Robert Berube March 25, 2007

circle jerk

When a group of persons(usually male)stand in a circle around a large cookie and vigorously masturbate. The last one to arrive on the large cookie below must then consume the whole cookie.

"Dude, Ron ate it at the circle jerk on Friday."

by Jayman4:20 August 4, 2007

Jerk Happy

Chronic masterbation from having nothing better to do with your time like working, exercising, or anything of value to society.

I got nothing accomplished today because I locked myself in my room and became jerk happy.

by Dr. Long Schlong STM August 14, 2009

jerk pants

someone who is a jerk and also retarded.

Screw you, jerk pants.

by kid kre February 17, 2005