jerky drapes

A very dried out and loose vagina, caused by over sexytiming it up or even the long term effects of gravity.

Also known as: Beef Curtains

Shari had to wear a dress to her ankles to hide her jerky drapes.

I tried to eat shari out, but her jerky drapes sucked me in and i got stuck.

My mom has jerky drapes.

by gettin jiggy February 27, 2009

Jercolini

The double arm pin down with knees, balls on nose, stroking wang on face.

Joel used the jercolini on that girl last night from Yaletown. Then she ran away scared.

by andyrass March 16, 2010

Jerry Springer mindset

Derived from typical topics on the Jerry Springer Show. It is the frame of mind or typical thought pattern that someone has when they believe the normal course of life's interactions should resemble the unrealistic, overly dramatic, and emotionally immature actions that are seen on the Jerry Springer Show.

I'm not sleeping with the neighbor, not planning to run away with my married ex, and no my babies daddy's aren't the husbands of my best friends - so you need to turn off that Jerry Springer mindset of yours!

by normal is nice April 8, 2011

jerryelle

Jerryelle is beautiful, she will amze u. She is well known, but don't fuck w/ disrespectful ppl. She will always back up her frends.. And stick by their sides. You would be lucky to have a Jerryelle

Jerryelle is Amazing!!😍

by Princess._.Jaii January 22, 2017

Jergy

To be in a slimy, slippery form.
Not physically but by the way you act like a snakey, sneaky way.

“Where did you catch that fish you jergy bugger.” “Stop being jergy cunt and tell me where you put my beer.”

by MongedMiSmik September 24, 2018

Jerry

What you call someone who has s tye most annoying, most hated person you know.

Susan is such a Jerry

by RecycledMemes December 7, 2018

Jerry finger dog

When jerry put 2 finger in the butt of his dog

jerry finger dog in butt

by Jerry finger dog June 19, 2019