Jesus Swagger

Someone who lives a life that reflects Jesus.

That guy has got Jesus Swagger!

by jarridwilson May 1, 2016

East Jesus Nowhere

The middle of nowhere.

After driving for an hour, we got lost and ended up in East Jesus Nowhere. It took us three hours to get home

by holly hox, forget me nots April 14, 2009

Jesus trophy

A special award given to highly religious people from the church. They get it when they have been going to church for over 60 years.
The actual trophy has an engraved pic of jesus + the inscription 'god fer lyfe'.

woo hoo! i finally got my jesus trophy,been waiting 60 long years for this.

by georgekoko March 6, 2009

jesusin

Perfect; perfection personified.

Student: Mrs. Carter do you like my drawing?
Mrs Carter: Oh my god, Derek, its jesusin!

by Igotthedeffs August 4, 2009

Jerusalem Joey

A term used to belittle jewish people, people with jew fros, or people with js in their names. Another word for idiot.

Heyyy, easy jerusalem joey

by dirtydizzle20 January 13, 2011

jesusiest

adjective describing the qualities of a person extremely devoted to Jesus and the willingness to express their commitment to the Prince of Peace through excessive behaviours and verbal outpourings.

That Jesus fucker listens to too much Sonseed ... he's the Jesusiest fuck I've ever met

by Foggenbottom August 28, 2011

Jesus Shield

People who proselytize and wave Jesus' name around when they are directly or indirectly accused of unethical or otherwise morally hazardous behavior.

Wow - what's up with Ted! All I called out was that I thought his cheating on his wife was not cool and he pulled out his Jesus Shield!

by RoSatanSF October 15, 2013