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Jack Bandit

1.One who reaches his goal while being craft, sly and slick.

2.An alter ego of Doug from Nickelodeon who wore a hat, scarf and cowl similar to the movie "The Shadow".

3. Someone who is successful when it comes to having sex with the opposite sex.
Wa-na-naa, Jack Bandit.

And when climbed on top of me, I thought, "I am Jack Bandit."

Patti Mayonnaise: Oh mystery man who are?
Doug as Jack Bandit: I'm <Music: Wa-Na-Naa> Jack Bandit!
Jack Bandit by Escalade714 April 18, 2004
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At least I don't jack off to a picture of my mom 

The comeback to end all comebacks. Even superior to Yeah, well your mom was really good last night. Use only when in dire need.
Bob gasped when Bill said the fateful words.

Jack Stauber 

the guy who sings in enchanting table.
person: oh hey whos jack stauber again?
other person: the guy who talks in enchanting table

Jackshirt 

Example 1:

"Hey! I like your Jackshirt!"

Example 2:

"Your Jackshirt is hawtttttt."
Jackshirt by Olga Pervloski December 18, 2008

Jackson Petroll

A futbol player in New Zealand, known for only scoring goals on his own team.
Man did you hear about Marcos, he pulled a real Jackson Petroll.

Jacksflims 

A guy with a large forehead
Oh look its jacksflims

Jacksplaining

jacksplaining
Explaining something you know nothing about.

Attempting to explain Jack-shit!
John was jacksplaining to Dylan how PMS feels.
John doesn’t know jack-shit about how PMS feels.
Jacksplaining by LKingmanL June 6, 2018