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my architect knows Japanese

Related to a Childish Gambino (donald glover) song or Sweatpants video, 2014. The video was released and he added a cryptic "My architect knows Japanese " to the end of the video. Fans were confused and tried to deduce meanings. The meme spread as a way to close a video or podcast is a quirky way.

Later the phrase was partially explained when another video came out (that had been produced before the first one but unexpectedly held back) where Donald says: my architect really has to learn Japanese.
...well that is the end of the episode. Please like and subscribe and... my architect knows Japanese.
by brushelll June 25, 2023
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go Japanese

To malfunction so you have to buy a new one after 2 months. Refers to Japanese products exclusively.
My brand new Sony Clie went Japanese on me, it doesn't work anymore, even though I didn't abuse, and I think I'll have to buy a new one.
by Ishan October 9, 2003
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turning japanese

The act of a male trying to perform fellatio (oral sex) on himself. The phrase refers the facial expression made during this act.
While Jon was masturbating, he remembered the pleasure he had recieved from his first blow job, so he bent down and tried to suck on his own cock, and with all of his might, he started turning japanese.
by El Cid July 6, 2003
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a quarter japanese

A silly drunken fat girl who uses her small percentage of Asian decent to try to make herself seem cultured, special, and "hott."
She also cannot spell, holds grudges for years, and will try to make your life seem worse than hers.
Don't worry, she's only a quarter Japanese. Your boyfriend does not wish you were hott like her.
by Taniesha January 31, 2008
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The Japanese Tuba

A sexual move in which a man's limbs are bent in every which way until he resembles a human pretzel (they may break), and the woman puts her mouth around his dick (like one would a mouthpiece) and blows. This will tickle the man, and will make him giggle like a japanese schoolgirl
"Last night was the best. I got a the japanese tuba from this buff russian lady and I had to go to the hospital afterwards ."
by doubledick49 June 11, 2016
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The Japanese Monster of DOOM!!

The Original Nightmare Fuel Where The Monster Lived In Japan.

Probably Was Seen In Mole as The Painter Where The Mole and Mouse Turned Every Color (Mole Turned Red and Mouse Turned Yellow) And They Turned Into The Japanese Monster of DOOM!!.

Which is Directly Called “日本のモンスター” or “Nihon no monsutā“.
Oh No! It’s The Japanese Monster of DOOM!!
by MacAgain October 20, 2019
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Speaking Japanese

To describe someone waiting for their muscles in their alimentary canal to spasm as they wretch, so when they vomit, it sounds like someone speaking Japanese.
"I drank so much, that I started to speaking Japanese in the alley way."
by Mattchoo79 September 23, 2021
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