Ahab madness

a man, perferebly one of a minority race, who is attracted to fat white women, thus a man chasing after a white whale.
that poor motherfucker, he must have ahab madness because that is a huge bitch
by Kingsaint22 September 02, 2008
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Mad Jack

The dark and evil counterpart of Samurai Jack. He only appeared in one episode called ''Jack VS Mad Jack''. Mad Jack is a badass, a samurai, an illusion, a clone and a master of all fighting skills. He is also mysterious and rowdy.
Mad Jack is cool but he's so angry
by CollectorofSouls November 11, 2014
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mad isms

Isms (see isms) that are supreme, or superior to the isms of others. Skills above and beyond those of others.
"Hey, you're good at that!"
"I gots the Mad Isms!"
by Mike K. February 16, 2005
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mad irl

when someone makes an argument with several valid points that u cant respond to, this is ur rescue.
john: lol ur mom gay irl XD!!!
matt: u mad irl lmao
by turbocat April 23, 2018
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Mad Black

Takes pride in the fact he got sent to prison and will threaten to murder you in an airport with a heavy duty crossbow. Says he will shoot up your block until he finds you while teaching your children how to duck. Will snap and have a mental breakdown if someone brings his past gay lovers. It has been fortold he likes to take it up the ass.
Person 1: "Don't bring up prison or mad black will come shoot up your block! He's still in the closet even after all those pistol whippings his gang gave him".

Person 2: "For someone who claims to not give a shit, mad black sure feels threatened when you question his sexuality".
by Imsupergirl11 October 19, 2019
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mad nigga

1. Describing a bad situation.

2. Refecting on someones negative actions and/or attitude.
1. "Yo son grab me a beer." "Were all out" "OH thats mad nigga"

2. "I'm not gunna suck your dick!" "thats mad nigga"
by niffa March 08, 2007
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mad money

The money that allows you to tell your date to kick rock.
I shall always have some mad money for the cab home.
by Her Serene Highness February 22, 2015
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