when you have to pee in the middle of the night and end up kinda falling asleep on the toilet but then realize that you are making the seat uncomfortably warm
person 1: *wakes up
person 1: *goes to pee
person 1: “ahh that’s good”
person 2: “ugh why is the seat so warm?”
person 1: “night pee”
person 1: *goes to pee
person 1: “ahh that’s good”
person 2: “ugh why is the seat so warm?”
person 1: “night pee”
by yummy ummy March 07, 2020
When a girl and a guy perform oral on each other at the same time the girl will sing and the guy will sing along increase the pleasure of the guys penis and the girls vagina.
by undead4ever99 September 17, 2017
The Bum night is a weekly Friday ritual where 4 boys come together and smoke bulk billies and bum fuck each other with their little hairy chodes .occasionally the bum night boys will have an orgy with retardo
by nevillenewisababe July 18, 2019
Morgan brought up the amazing idea of what to do Friday night. Gianna said, "let's all go night frisking at the small golf course pond and with my illegal fireworks!"
by yourmom666666 January 25, 2019
How to send off your mates with honour and glory before they drift off to la-la land. Ideally delivered in a near-offensively Mary Poppins cockney.
by nwtraveler July 12, 2023
Last night I got night changes
by dirrrrrrectioner28 February 20, 2021
A person who is intoxicated at a late hour, and is crawling in order to get from one place to another.
While walking by the pub, I noticed a night hampster failing to cross the street, and reeking of vodka.
by Night hampster June 29, 2017