UIUC no pants

A website with a collection of photos taken from behind of girls wearing leggings as pants, and showing off their lovely lady lumps, on the University of Illinois campus. A truly embarrassing website to be caught on, but still 4 steps above People of Walmart. Females check this site in the privacy of their own home to appease fears of having been caught themselves.

umbrella, rainboots, sweatshirt, UIUC no pants

by 4.locos.&.a.fish. April 17, 2011

no-pants dance

Having some type of sexual encounter with another person while not wearing any clothes. Usually refers to having sex while naked. Made famous by Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy.

"I'll give this little cookie an hour before we're doing the no-pants dance."

by AdamJK12 August 21, 2007

poop the pants

1. A statement which can be used when one has nothing to say and wishes to indulge in a self-conversation.
2. Pooping the pants.

Michael: Poop the pants.

by Nathan Algren June 21, 2004

Cookie Pants

the pants you wear before consuming mass amounts of cookies to allow for the stomach to expand rappidly. Often brightly colored and extremely ugly.

*not to be confused with thanksgiving pants

Oh my gawd, Dera ate so many cookies she passed out on the kitchen floor again. Good thing she had on her cookie pants.

by Jessi & Berott January 30, 2009

poopy pants

The most offensive thing a kindergartner can say.

Kindergartner: Poopy pants! Poopy pants!
Teen: Fuck off.

by WonderedLamb256 August 12, 2018

juky pants

This refers to a guy who gets so excited that he cums in his pants before he can get them off.

Joe hasn't been intimate with a woman in so long he juked in his pants when she smiled at him. He's a juky pants.

by jimmybomm April 24, 2020

Pant Burn

A phenomenon that occurs when a member of the opposite sex, or same sex (depending on sexual preference), impresses an individual pant wearer to the extent his or her pants are removed so swiftly, the resulting friction generates enough heat to cause thermal injuries, at times requiring admission into a tertiary burns unit for definitive care. Preventative measures reduce mortality and morbidity and include abstaining from the trigger or avoiding wearing pants. One Norwegian study showed tear away pants markedly reduced friction.

Man, did you hear about Jess? She was so impressed that dude took down a pelican for stealing his lunch that she got pant burn.. I don't think she's going to make it

by Vijay238 August 6, 2014