A self-inflicted developmental disabilty of millenials, caused by chronic digital media addiction, and characterized by short attention span, quick frustration, indiscipline, fatigue, and inability to absorb verbal information.
Doctor: I'm diagnosing you with game brain, probably caused by 2,000 hours of World of Warcraft, and exacerbated by 1,000 hours of GTA. I'm writing you a prescription for methadone. With treatment, you may one day be a person again.
by a j a x March 15, 2017
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Whoring out your academic abilities to the lesser brained for some sort of gain, whether that be material, monetary, or societal.
Or: doing a project with a dumb person for money.
Or: doing a project with a dumb person for money.
Will you work with your friend on that science project?
-No, I’m doing brain prostitution with John this time. He’s gonna give me $20 for it.
Brain prostitution is how I wound up semi-popular.
-No, I’m doing brain prostitution with John this time. He’s gonna give me $20 for it.
Brain prostitution is how I wound up semi-popular.
by NinjaGing January 23, 2020
by Simongotbandslol December 10, 2018
A mindless creature, especially one that plays League of Legends, they have no idea what they are doing and are lost in life most of the time. If you ask them a question, they will completely ignore you because they have a Zombie Brain.
"SP, what are you doing, why are you taking blue while we are taking dragon, do you have a Zombie Brain?!?!?!!?"
by NWAwalrus June 25, 2022
someone that is just a bag. It's not something that just happens over night, it's a very much a gradual process. A bag brain is someone that smokes shit loads of pot most days of the week and pretty much become dependent on it. If someone is a bag they're usually pretty chill to be with as they're calm people themselves.
'Philip has turned into such a bag brain!''
'Hey Colin, what do you say we try and get the bag to come and play football with us?'
'Hey Colin, what do you say we try and get the bag to come and play football with us?'
by bag brain July 16, 2014