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Funk

1) Funk,

The intergalactic vibrations of groovy cats in tune with the mothership, revolutionizing human consciousness through grooves and jams that are typically psychedellic in nature.

2) Funk,

A stank stench - non-specific in origin but experienced quite specifically.

3) Funk,

Other definitions and bastardizations of the word are attributed to some serious jive talkin' turkeys not from the mothership.
1) That groovy cat Methastopholes can really bring da funk! When I hear his vibrations I'm teleported to Funk City in the most groovy way can ya' dig?

2) OMG WTF is that god awful funk coming out of the fridge, the garbage, your room, your ass...

3) What the funk is that... A jive talkin' turkey would say.
by G-Clint-Groove-Cat September 6, 2013
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dick funk

A filthy smell. The product of not washing beneath the foreskin
Simon: oh babe do me a favour , go down...
Kim: No way Simon! I'm not going anywhere near that dick funk
by mattpacer May 16, 2016
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funke faust

A sexual act in which the customer lays under a glass coffeetable and looks up through it, while their partner defecates on the top. How some people find this stimulating I'll never know.

Also can refer to the same positioning with a coffee table but the person on top merely presses their genitals onto the glass, for "squashed" visual effect - or can refer to defecating onto someone's face which has been first covered in plastic kitchen wrap like Saran Wrap.
Your grandfather got arrested in Thailand again after paying an underage transvestite hooker for some Funke Faust action.
by copkyle420 November 23, 2019
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T Funk Carry

When the powerful Twitch Streamer "T Funk Era" carries you in a Halo match.
Good thing we had that T Funk Carry or we might not have achieved a victory!
by Cool_boomer1957 August 18, 2022
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Mono-funk

A term sometimes used to describe an individual infected with the mononucleosis virus. This term is most commonly used in rural North Dakota and Minnesota.
"Don't kiss her, she's one of those "Mono-funks!"

"He spat on my ham and gave me mono!" "Mono-funk!"
by Current Mono-funk October 29, 2009
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Funk Badger

Usually referring to a very large Skunk.
Dude, that funk badger almost sprayed my dog!
by Stpaul83 November 10, 2017
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Funk Fingers

When you stick your finger(s) up a person's bum and it comes out smelling of excrement.
"After doing some anal play with my girlfriend, I had to wash my hands before making a sandwich or else it would smell like funk fingers"
by zeeon doodlebob October 10, 2019
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