broderick shower

The cleansing of one's genitalia, whilst squatting in the bathtub; remaining clothed from the waist up.
Preferrably done in a cheap motel prior to adulterous intercourse.

"Oh no! Mary will be here soon. I hope I have enough time to take a Broderick Shower as my cock and balls are absolutely filthy. I hope she has done the same."

by Mr. McAllister July 16, 2008

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Redemption Shower

The shower one has after a night of heavy drinking (where you either did something really stupid or can't remember what you did). A redemption shower is the only way to cleanse you of the sins from the night before. After a redemption shower all is forgotten and you can start all over again.

Waking up with a hangover Ben realized he was naked and lying on his neighbor's front lawn. Quickly he ran home for a "redemption shower".

by BTC77 April 7, 2010

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Shower Cum

When you jizz in the shower and it gets all stringy and weird

Robbie: why does shower cum happen?
Charles: hell if I know

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Elephant Shower

When you blow a load on your girl so big she never forgets it.

My girl went to town on my trunk so hard last night that I gave her an elephant shower

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Disco Shower

"grinding and shaking your booty to the music whilst fully lathered up in suds in the throes of a hot steamy shower…”

Man she's really getting down to the music in there and having herself a disco shower

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instant shower

also spray-on shower; choosing to use only a spray of deoderant as opposed to a full shower.

"Katie just texted me asking if I could come over and drill her before work," Tom said. "But I can't really be bothered having a wash. I think I'll just go an instant shower since I always come home covered in oil when I'm with her anyway."

by mrschlaps October 14, 2009

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