A sexual act involving two people, one male, and one female, where the female lays down on her back, and the fine gentleman will move his bowels atop the woman's chest.
Following the bowel movement, the woman gives the genteman, quite shamelessly, a massage of the testicles using the excrement and waste from her bosom
Once the testicles are completely caked in this mess of anal glory, the gentleman will then thank the woman for the hot mud massage. He does this by placing from behind, his filth covered balls on to the woman's face. (See Roman Helmet)
The end result from this besides a messy weiner, is a woman wearing a mask comparable to that of batman's, as well as a chest logo, its a full package, and it looks like a bat!
May take more than one try....
Following the bowel movement, the woman gives the genteman, quite shamelessly, a massage of the testicles using the excrement and waste from her bosom
Once the testicles are completely caked in this mess of anal glory, the gentleman will then thank the woman for the hot mud massage. He does this by placing from behind, his filth covered balls on to the woman's face. (See Roman Helmet)
The end result from this besides a messy weiner, is a woman wearing a mask comparable to that of batman's, as well as a chest logo, its a full package, and it looks like a bat!
May take more than one try....
How would you like a dutch batman, miss?
by Fillmore Buttes August 08, 2011
a sex act during which a woman farts in the direction of a males genitalia as he 'peaks', thus blowing out the 'candle' (normally in the direction of the males face)
bloke 1: my girlfriend is getting too experimental, she wanted to dutch candle me last night
bloke 2: Wtf
bloke 3: that's awesome
bloke 1 + 2 stare at bloke 3
bloke 2: Wtf
bloke 3: that's awesome
bloke 1 + 2 stare at bloke 3
by Johnnytotal August 07, 2006
a very exhausting activity involving two or more persons. It occurs when the two or more participants each drop a deuce at the same time in adjacent bathroom stalls...a three person is a triple crown...four is completing the square, fab five, sixth sense, sail the seven seas, crazy eights, cloud nine, etc.
by Starrman October 18, 2006
Pennsylvanian boaters who go into the surrounding states and take over that state's boat launching facilities, waters and natural resources with total disregard of local etiquette and custom.
by badbean January 08, 2009
Sam: Ordent de sites in de Open Directory categorieën op basis van hun populariteit.
Joe: Stop speaking double Dutch!
Joe: Stop speaking double Dutch!
by Dan Levy March 09, 2008
The act of anal sex undertaken whilst spouting left wing libertarian values whilst actually being secretly right wing
by Oltcit March 19, 2009
The act of farting in a silent manner in a moving vehicle, then pressing the window lock and letting the passengers enjoy the pugnant stench of the McDonald's you ate the day before in Westland Mall.
bro, last night me and Anay went on a date and i did the nastiest dutch oven while she was on the phone with her mom.
by Jim Johnson III August 29, 2006