why am i looking this up

Because you are bored, or if you look something weird up

Hey Marry, why am i looking this up. Or ,dogs eating cats wearing hats,

by SalamanderSquid February 23, 2014

why am i on Urban Dictionary?

wait did you really search why am i on Urban Dictionary? your on Urban Dictionary because you just like to see cr*p like this published so you can get a cheap laugh out of it you selfish jackass who sits on his or her ass all day watching people slave away on Urban Dictionay just to get a simple career in comedy so stop crushing their dreams!

wait why am I on Urban Dictionary?

by meme_mastah September 03, 2018

who-am-i-kidding condom

The condom that all guys above 13 have in their wallets and bring to parties even though they know that they wont be getting any.

Dude A:Hey, i think that girl likes me.
Dude B:take her upstairs...
Dude A:allright, i dont think anything will happen though. im way out of her legue.
Dude B:well do you have your who-am-i-kidding condom?
Dude A:yeah...
Dude B:then you might aswell try. If the rooms a-rocking, i wont come knocking

by NotYetFamous February 25, 2008

why am i on urban dictionary

cause ur seriously bored

bob: why am i on urban dictionary?
dave: cause ur bored

by byeihateyou May 16, 2019

Why the hell am I here???

A phrase used when you are in a very bad situation or you don't want to be in the place you are. Commonly used when someone asks you to do a favor involving cats or doilies.

I am so bored I am submitting definitions on Urban Dictionary. Why the hell am I here???

UUGGHH!!! My next door neighbor asked me to babysit her 17 cats for 2 months, and the whole place is covered with doilies and smells like moth-balls. Why the hell am i here???

by MaxK1234B January 15, 2017

why am i so bored

idk but you were bored enough to actually search this.

why am i so bored.

by Skelly Bonez 11 February 27, 2020

Why am I up at 4am

Because your either
1) binge watching
2) thinking about weird situations that will never happen
3)thinking about a crush(refer to #2)
4) you have something to do in the morning tomorrow

Omg I cannot understand why am I up at 4am I won’t be able to stay awake at the interview.

by Why I’m awake at 4am June 23, 2019