human buffer

the perfect guest who is invited to family get-togethers for the sole purpose of buffering the in-laws from the rest of the immediate family.

Hey, let's invite your brother's new girlfriend for Christmas this year. She was the perfect human buffer at Thanksgiving. She laughed at and made all the appropriate comments during the in-laws' nonsensical ramblings and stupid jokes that all the rest of us have heard a thousand times. She rocks!!!

by kwhit January 6, 2008

human pinata

The act of eating so much confetti (or candy) till you're shitting nothing but in, then hanging yourself naked with a grenade in your anal cavity with a note tied to the pin saying "haha enjoy" and waiting for someone to find your body.

Person 1: Dude you look sad, what's up?
Person 2: My dad human pinata'd himself last night and I fell for the note.

by AnythingForMemes January 6, 2017

Humane Slaughter

The best example of an Oxymoron you can have.
There is no humane way to kill something that doesn't want to die.

Be humane; be vegan.

The use of humane slaughter does not justify the needless killing of animals.

by nitram June 3, 2018

human reproduction

People eat bananas and drink sprite till they have a kid.

Man: Hey honey, you wanna have a kid?

Random Woman: Um...... Don't know you but yeah sure! I hate my boyfriend. Let's do it.

Human Reproduction.

by Mrs. Montgomery Eklickson May 27, 2017

human heart

The act of squooshing ones facial cheeks, with the palms of your hands pushing up and in. This then creates the shape of a human heart.

Rob squooshed Brynn's cheeks and her face looked kind of like a human heart.

by Rooooob June 6, 2007

Human Beyblade

The act of ripping anal beads hard out of an individuals asshole, while they are placed upon a spinning chair or anything of the sort, to create enough momentum to spin and or "rip" the individual in circles. Best done with 2 individuals competing in an arena until one runs out of momentum.

"Hey! We should do a double date soon, maybe pull a Human Beyblade!"

by Monger of the ass men August 2, 2021

Human Zamboni

In figure skating, a competitor who falls alot and ends up cleaning the ice with their butt.

Kristy Yamaguchi's routine was going great until she fell, and she started sliding around the ice like a Human Zamboni!

by dberto April 3, 2009