Horny Stretch

When you stretch really far and it starts to feel really good in your crotch

Man i'm going to horny stretch, it's gonna feel so good

by The Geek Who Dies Badest September 12, 2019

Horny brain

A state of mind that males experience when they have not ejaculated in a good period of time. This state of mind makes you horny and temps you to do to stupid things.

Rob: Dude I haven’t ejaculated in like a week
Jeff: dude ur insane
Rob: yo should I hook up with this girl (shows picture)
Jeff: Ew no dude u must have Horny brain

by Boi 123 November 5, 2018

Horny Sauce

Cum, literally just male ejaculate.

Yeah man, I got my horny sauce all over your mom last night.

by Papiana February 5, 2022

Horny Dolphin

A rapist.

Sam: have you heard? Richard frok history is a horny dolphin
Mark: yeah, fuck him

by tramp3000 August 9, 2018

horny henry

Shit in a hoover, change it from suck to blow, then put it in her vagina and turn it on.

"Sandra, shall we do a horny henry tonight?" hoover henry suck blow

by Sandra&henry4ever May 17, 2016

Christian horniness

The feeling of needing something you can't have yet. Horniness levels are highest in teens but they're not old enough to get married and do something about it.
So you and your boyfriend/girlfriend just have to sit quietly on your sexual needs until you can get that ring. And the only thing you can do to entertain the horniness or to feel better is just to talk about it and fantasize.✨
I wish you all luck in finding a partner who loves you enough to wait

Guy 1: "Damn, I'm horny😩"
Guy 2: "Don't you have a girlfriend? Why don't you guys have sex?"
Guy 1: "It's Christian horniness"

Girl 1: "Oh girl I know that look. You want it baddd😏"
Girl 2: "Bruh if we could fuck that'd be heavenly, but I can't cause we're not married yet"
Girl 1: "Oh dang you stuck with that Christian horniness huh?"

by CaptainFlapjacks October 24, 2023

Horny computer

When you open your Laptop or device and you encounter the porn that you forgot to delete the night before when you were jacking off. The terms also decried opening the computer and you see pornhub when it opens.

Stop it horny computer! Your gonna get me in trouble >:(

by Dentor February 16, 2020