hoodsmash

n. any badly executed radical skateboarding trick that results in the boarder lying prostrate across a car hood and, by extension, any fouled-up trick, corporate merger, blind date, major intra-abdominal operation etc.

Yo dude! Did you hear that Natalie totally untwisted a choledochoduodenotomotic anastamosis so it wasn't a total hoodsmash?

Was she on her unicycle at the time? I'm just saying, 'cause that would have been totally awesome.

by gnostic1 January 23, 2011

The BK Hook-Up

1. When your friend who works at Burger King hooks you and all your buddies up with some 5 star eating with a 50% discount.

2. An armada of chicken fingers and fries loaded onto a trey coming at you faster than you can say "Have it your way". All for 50% off.

3. A sexual term for when a man dresses up in a King costume and is about to perform anal sex on a woman but instead shoves a trey full of french fries and chicken fingers into her ass hole.

Tyler: Yo Zack, The BK Hook-Up was awesome yesterday!

Zack: Yea, that was sick.

Tyler: Good thing Kyle got that 50% discount or that never would have happened.

Zack: Yea dude... want to suck on my penis...

Tyler: No

by -TJ ill DX- October 29, 2008

Hooker Punch

A delibetrate punch in the ass at the right angle such as to cause a charlie horse.

My whore friend Lacy hooker punched me now I have a limp.

by Cyle Dean October 4, 2006

the hook up

Ramen noodles with any and every ingredient in it that your institutionalized (jail, rehab, mental hospital, etc.) heart desires.

I got the hook up yo!

by Madeleine Lee July 24, 2006

hook up

A completly unemotional sexual act done for the sole reason that it feels good. This can range from making out to sex and everything in between. You do not call hook ups back at a a later time and ask to go on a date, and ususally they are spontaneouse, so dont call back looking for more action either.

I was hitting on this hot lifeguard and she took me into the pump room and blew me, it was a great hook up.

by am i metro? September 28, 2006

bent as a butchers hook

1. A bummer
2. gay as fuck
3. A common british phrase used to describe a gay member of society.

I saw Charlie last night, he's a very intelligent bloke, but he's as bent as a butchers hook.

by Leon S. August 30, 2005

Hooksett

A small town in New Hampshire where only amazing people exist. You have to be very skinny and tall to live in this town. Many people refer to it as a hick town because it is so small. But they only see it from the outside, not the inside.

Hooksett? I love that place.

by Wongyyy October 14, 2008