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Swingin' Dick Heavy

The action of seriously owning an individual.

To totally destroy someone in a fight even though they brought their "friends" to help out.
To go about your business of kickin' ass and takin' names without even caring.
Guy 1: Holy crap! Did you just see that fight?!
Guy 2: Yeah man, that one dude was swingin' dick heavy! He totally messed that douche-bag up!
Guy 1: Oh shit, I think I found part of his ear...
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Inmate 1: What're you in for?
Inmate 2: Oh you know, I got caught swingin' dick heavy on some guy.
Inmate 1: Don't lie to me. If you were really swingin' dick heavy, you would've destroyed the cops too.
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The Heavy Crew 

A load of bais that think there the sham aka Michael Lane , Joey Gibson and Scott Lawler
“Isn’t that The Heavy Crew over there?” “No bai there a load of sausages”
The Heavy Crew by Murgum January 8, 2021

play the heavy 

To do the unpleasant tasks that no one else wants to do.
(the boss saying) "I don't want to fire them, let him play the heavy." Or "why do I always have to play the heavy."

Hot and heavy 

When two people are engaged in an intense make-out session, but not actually having sex.
Where are Jerome and Edwina?

Getting hot and heavy under the bleachers.
Hot and heavy by McNastty October 24, 2010

knees weak arms are heavy 

yo ted what you want? Knees weak arms are heavy

dick heavy 

(adverb) Used to describe a group of people in which there are more males than females.

Synonym: sausage fest
"Dude, we should call Sara and Angela before we head to the party, we're kinda dick heavy."
dick heavy by Frank Taylore March 10, 2008