David: "Where were you the night that Jackson fell off of his scooter at 20 mph"
Mark: "I was in my basement really high playing guitar"
Mark: "I was in my basement really high playing guitar"
by WadedVinos July 17, 2020
When you are playing guitar so good you give people arousal and they orgasm. You can also give yourself an orgasm if you play good enough.
by CornCobKnob August 07, 2013
A type of dipshit who always claims to like a rock band or artist but has no clue what they do and who they are. Also they suck at guitar and steal other poeple's shit just to make them look good. The best they can play is a pentatonic, no more than that, if anything possibly 4 difficult bar chords.
These kind of people are much more into Guns N Roses or Metallica but can't even name on single song.
These kind of people are much more into Guns N Roses or Metallica but can't even name on single song.
Me: Yo bro is that a Metallica pick??? You like metal too?
Poser: Yeah absolutely I do!
Me: Name 3 of your favorite songs!
Poser: uhh, ummm, i dunno, like sandman whatever? i dunno bro
Me: Fuck you pathetic guitar poser! Get outta my face
Poser: Yeah absolutely I do!
Me: Name 3 of your favorite songs!
Poser: uhh, ummm, i dunno, like sandman whatever? i dunno bro
Me: Fuck you pathetic guitar poser! Get outta my face
by GazzeteBoke March 26, 2024
a stereo type name for a person who sudduces young girls by plying them with drink and drugs and then having sex with them while they are half consious and making out he is some cool dood while people with common sense think he is a wanker .
by locks heath renegade master November 27, 2010
by Goodnhammerd May 17, 2022
When a man is tied down to a bed an someone ties guitar strings around their knob and holds it until they ejaculate.
by poopoopeepee March 01, 2024
by frankieroshandtattoos June 16, 2024